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A cautionary tale: MFM forgot to adjust today and sat down "full-force-ker-PLOP" on his testicles!! (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 OP
TMI, MFM. Demoiselle Jul 2013 #1
OUCH! LeftofObama Jul 2013 #2
ahem - knowthefeeling - ahem rurallib Jul 2013 #3
For some reason that never happens to me. Mine must be oddly positioned. nomorenomore08 Jul 2013 #4
Patience, youngster. Patience. MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #6
It's not a laughing matter. bluedigger Jul 2013 #5
That led me into someplace strange. krispos42 Jul 2013 #7
LOL! bluedigger Jul 2013 #8

krispos42

(49,445 posts)
7. That led me into someplace strange.
Wed Jul 31, 2013, 02:17 AM
Jul 2013

[div class=excerpt style=background:#AFEEEE] Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

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