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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Wed Jul 31, 2013, 03:27 PM Jul 2013

Chan790 doesn't binge-drink since the morning he woke up and looked in horror at what lay beside him

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Chan790 doesn't binge-drink since the morning he woke up and looked in horror at what lay beside him (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 OP

Warning: Graphic Picture antiquie Jul 2013 #1

Is that food-porn ? In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #3

For me, more like antiquie Jul 2013 #6

"Drunk munchies" are the worst. Ravenous appetite + no inhibitions = OH DEAR GOD! nomorenomore08 Jul 2013 #2

Heartattackusnbunus is the correct medical term I believe. bluesbassman Jul 2013 #4

The very scary thing is ... I recognize all the ingredients. In_The_Wind Jul 2013 #5

You know, I don't drink. Chan790 Jul 2013 #7

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm burnodo Jul 2013 #8

I can picture the scene. Quantess Jul 2013 #9

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks kinda tasty -- and that if one were... MiddleFingerMom Jul 2013 #10

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

1. Warning: Graphic Picture

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 03:46 PM

Jul 2013

I think you forgot to caution us...

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. Is that food-porn ?

Reply to antiquie (Reply #1)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:28 PM

Jul 2013

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

6. For me, more like

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #3)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:55 PM

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the aftermath of a grisly vehicle accident.

nomorenomore08

(13,324 posts)

2. "Drunk munchies" are the worst. Ravenous appetite + no inhibitions = OH DEAR GOD!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:25 PM

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bluesbassman

(19,372 posts)

4. Heartattackusnbunus is the correct medical term I believe.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:39 PM

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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

5. The very scary thing is ... I recognize all the ingredients.

Reply to bluesbassman (Reply #4)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 04:43 PM

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Chan790

(20,176 posts)

7. You know, I don't drink.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 05:15 PM

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Also, it's missing the carnitas, jalapeños, and scrambled eggs.

burnodo

(2,017 posts)

8. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 05:27 PM

Jul 2013

:Homer drool:

Quantess

(27,630 posts)

9. I can picture the scene.

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 05:33 PM

Jul 2013

It's about 1 or 2 am, long after the BBQ started, and past the point where people stopped eating and started drinking heavily. Almost everybody went home, and now there are just a couple of drunk people who are ready to crash on the sofa.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

10. Am I the only one who thinks that it looks kinda tasty -- and that if one were...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Wed Jul 31, 2013, 05:34 PM

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... to be drinking heavily, it would look FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!
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The absolute BEST thang about it?
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It's BITE-SIZED... man!!!!!
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MFM and friend -- well into a night of drinking a LOT of beer to counteract
the cottonmouth from all the pot:
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MFM: "Yo, man -- FUCK pizza. Let's call that place that named the awesome
sandwich after me -- the MFM hors d'oeuvre."
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Friend, who was always such a bad influence on MFM: "OK, but we're pretty
fucking hungry... you better order TWO of them."
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MFM: "Yeah man. EACH."
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Soon... nothing more than the sound of disgusting NOMS... with 3 Stooges
episodes playing in the background and the eventual, inevitable and fairly
staggered sound of two bodies thudding to the floor for night-nights.
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