Ask Willie D: My Girlfriend's Breasts Are Too Small. Help!

[TexasTowelie]

Dear Willie D:

My girlfriend is beautiful, smart and fun to be around. But if she had bigger boobs she would be perfect. I told her a few times that I think she should have her breasts augmented but she is afraid of surgery and the possible side effects.

I told her she has nothing to worry about and that I would even pay for the surgery but she won't budge. To get back at her I might not call her or answer my phone for three or four days. Then I'll finally pick up and halfheartedly kick it with her for a few days and start the cycle all over again.

I really want her to get the surgery. What can I tell her to convince her that she has nothing to be afraid of? Help a brother out, Willie!

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Read the response by the Geto Boys MC at http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2013/08/ask_willie_d_august_1_2013.php (near the bottom of the page).

[bluesbassman]

1. Great answer!

I've got nothing against a woman's desire to do that for her own reasons, but I prefer the real deal and would never suggest having augmentation done.

[Xyzse]

2. Da F?

That's all I can say.

[tblue]

3. "She sounds like my type: beautiful, smart and fun to be around."

"Keep playing and the next time you go without calling her for three-four days I might answer her phone while she's lying next to me… in her birthday suit… exhausted."

BEAUTIFUL!!!

I hope that woman dumps this clown. He's the one who needs to change! She can find a man who will love her exactly the way she is.

[StanGr]

4. Natural breasts are perfect as they are. And more than a handful is a waste.

[Scuba]

5. Any size is just right ...

[RebelOne]

6. If he really cared for her, he would care about the size of her breasts. n/t

[StanGr]

7. They can't be too small, but they can be too big. Augmented bowling balls do nothing for me.

[pipi_k]

8. Ten to one...

he's got a cocktail weiner, if you get my drift...

Maybe he can get surgery along with her...

[UtahLib]

11. L-L-LOL!

I'm assuming there is, as of yet, absolutely nothing he can do about that.

[pinboy3niner]

14. ...

[jakeXT]

9. "My Mind is playing tricks on me" may be a good song, but why ask a rapper for health advise?

[hunter]

10. My answer: "Dude, you should hear what she says about you..."

What the hell is the matter with people?

[UtahLib]

12. Perfect comeback! n/t

[nomorenomore08]

13. Hell of a lot more sensible than Willie's solo track "Fuck Rodney King," that's for sure...

The reason behind the song? He felt R.K. was too conciliatory toward "the prejudiced honkies."

Otherwise I agree with everybody else. This guy's a fucking loser who doesn't deserve the woman he's got.

[struggle4progress]

15. "Boobs don't do anything"

Dear Willie D:

I never used to think much about boobs. Then I saw your recent comment "boobs don't do anything." And now I find mysellf obsessed. In my constant search for answers to the question "How can we help boobs become productive members of society?", I have had many ideas. For example, I thought about solving America's energy problem with a brassiere, which would convert motion into electricity. I also have the concept of a small convenient toolbench. But I am having difficulty finding women who want to help me perfect these products. Going to bars and singing "Boobs! What are they good for? Absolutely nothing!" to generate interest got me banned from a whole lot of places. What would you recommend?

[In_The_Wind]

16. Absolutely nothing

[dr.strangelove]

17. These two people should clearly break up ... but ...

but one thing I do not understand is the suggestion that some part of attraction should not matter and someone should "get over it." Look, attraction is a key part of any relationship. What is a very big issue for one person, might not matter to another. For some men, large breasts might be very important in a partner, for others it might not matter. I have heard that for some women a large penis is a decisive issue in whether they stay with a partner, and for others it does not matter. I know for many weight or body mass is important, but for others it is not. For some it is hair color, or skin color, or teeth or even feet. I don't think it is ever a problem to be honest with yourself and choose a partner that you know you are attracted to. If something about that person is making you feel less attracted to them, it is far better to end the relationship early than to let this issue stew. I don't think you should have to overlook anything. You look at a person as a whole and if at the end of the day there are things that you can not "get over" whether it be physical, emotions or social, that is fine.

I think this person is wrong for pressuring someone to do something that she does not want, but I have no problem with a person being honest with herself/himself and what she/he wants in a partner. He is makign this woman feel bad about her self, which is terrible. He should be ashamed of himself for treatign someone this badly and she should leave him immediately, but not because he likes large breasted woman, but because he has no respect for her.

If it is the size of some part of your partner's anatomy that you find takes away from the relationship, so be it. I wonder how most people would feel if this was a woman leaving a man because some part of his anatomy was not the right size for her. If a woman was going to leave a man because he was too small in the cocktail weenie department (to use another poster's reference). I am sure many would say that it should not matter. But I say, if it matters to you, then that is fine. don't pressure someone or make them feel bad about themselves, but be true to yourself. It is better to be alone than in a relationship with such issues. There are many matchs out there for most people. I think staying with someone where there is a problem obviously stress, it is a mistake. He should look for someone else, it would be better for them both.

This guy is a jerk, no doubt. But if he handled it better and respected her feelings, I think he is completely right to feel however he wants about attraction.

[Major Nikon]

18. Why doesn't he just put them on himself?

That way he can play with them whenever he likes and he won't have to worry about custody issues for the breasts if they break up.