Sofa Help Needed - Can't get off the sofa

[HipChick]

Help...I've been laying around the sofa, and its gloomy gray outside, and I don't feel like doing anything..can someone help peel me off the sofa? I was supposed to be at the gym 2 hrs ago..

[ConcernedCanuk]

1. Shut off the computer

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You'll think of something



CC

[rug]

2. Get up and grab the remote.

[HipChick]

3. I can't find the remote..

the TV has been on ID TV for the last few hours...

[csziggy]

23. It's in between the cushions

Or under the couch. Either way, you're probably gonna have to get up to find it.

Sorry about the bad news...

My TV gets left on the "Recorded TV" channel - I'll fall asleep watching some program I recorded, the program ends and the system goes on the screen saver mode. What's really bad is there are countless "Perry Mason" and "Mission Impossible" episodes I've seen the first part of but slept through the end.

[Marie Marie]

24. ID - The 24 hour Murder Channel

No wonder you can't get off the sofa - you are depressed and afraid that your local pastor's wife (who is having an affair with the town undertaker) is after you because you know about her affair and her plan to kill her husband to drum up business for said undertaker and for the insurance policy on her husband. Don't get off the sofa, get under it! She is waiting for you at the gym - DO NOT GO TO THE GYM!

[mucifer]

4. I hear you.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Well...there's ice cream in the freezer

[NewThinkingChance40]

6. Will be there in 15

have cold beer and pizza ready

[Brigid]

7. Get up or Skittles will be around to see you.

[Avalux]

8. I'm stuck too! It's 102 outside and I've got the blinds closed to block out the sun.

I have things to do....but I don't want to go out in the heat. I hate, hate, hate summer in Texas!

Sorry, that didn't help you much!

[olddots]

9. what's a gym ?

[DebJ]

10. A gym is a place you pay money to each month hoping you will lose weight

but you never actually go inside so it isn't very effective.

[HipChick]

12. Truth is...I have driven to the gym many times

parked my car...grabbed my stuff, and then changed my mind and then drove off again

[DebJ]

22. Too funny! Even I haven't done that.

[libodem]

11. It's sofa king cool

To be glued to the couch because I can use the sofa king cool smilie. Now do as the smilie does and you'll be all bounced up.

[Boomerproud]

13. You've got a date with Mr. Couch eh?

I've had many of those.

There's a Girl Group special on PBS right now-that might get ya off the couch.

[grasswire]

15. what is girl group?

[Boomerproud]

17. The early to mid 60's

Supremes, Martha and the Vandelas, Crystals, Ronettes etc etc etc. Good stuff is you were around back then.

[HipChick]

20. That is right up my alley

[Iggo]

14. Your doing it...rite.

You don't need any help.

[HipChick]

16. ok..I managed to break away long enough

to grab some chips,dip,beer and wine...and now its got be back in its clutches..

[rug]

18. Embrace the moment!

[pinboy3niner]

19. You're going back to it? Are you CRAZY?

Do you know how many people die of sofacation every year?

[HipChick]

21. It sucked me in..

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