Last night I dreamt that I put my pet tigers in someone elses backyard

[LynneSin]

I wonder what that means

[phantom power]

1. you dreamt that you privatised tiger profit and socialized tiger risk

[yellowcanine]

2. I don't know but I am pretty sure that would be against the law in most jurisdictions.

So maybe you secretly want to break laws having to do with pet tigers. Why do you hate America?

[LynneSin]

3. Why do you hate pet tigers

[yellowcanine]

6. Because I dreamed last night that you put your pet tiger in my yard and it ate my dog.

You could have at least had the decency to warn me first so that I could put my dog safely inside.

[Corgigal]

4. have you seen the geico commerical

with the two people talking about how expensive security systems are but decided to adopt a rescue cougar instead? I saw that commerical and thought of you actually. You'll love it.

[zbdent]

5. not sure, but last night I dreamt that someone put their pet tigers in

my back yard ...

[HopeHoops]

7. It means they ate all my daughter's catnip plants!!!

Oh, there's going to be hell to pay when our cats find out.

[Major Nikon]

8. I just would like to know why Siegfried and Roy are orange but their tiger is white

If anyone has that figured out I'd like to know.

[WCGreen]

11. Escaped ompa lumpas

[Recovered Repug]

9. So now I know why there were tigers in my backyard this morning.

You need to dream that you take them back tonight.

[WCGreen]

10. Shhhh, at least you have a pet Tiger...

My dreams are devoid of pets....