Tim Tebow just might be the Anti-Christ

[NightWatcher]

He gets traded to the Patriots where his best bet to play would be as a backup tight end. A week later TE Aaron Hernandez gets thrown off the team after being arrested on suspicion of multiple murders. Tim moves up the depth chart.

Today, ON TEBOW'S BIRTHDAY no less, Tom Brady goes down with a knee injury (severity unknown) a few days before the next pre-season game.

I feel sorry for whoever sits ahead of Timmeh on the depth chart....and I hope they have someone testing their food for them.

[graywarrior]

1. Brady is God

No worries

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. Anti-christ - who knows? Awful quarterback....absolutely!

Watching for how the Brady injury develops....this Pats fan is not too happy right now!

[NightWatcher]

3. I heard Timmeh was trying to complete a pass and hit Brady in the knee with the ball

Brady was arriving at practice and had just stepped out of his car when an errant ball came outta nowhere and popped him in the knee cap.

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. .

[pipi_k]

12. When I first

Learned he had been injured my stomach knotted up. Yeah, it's only football, but....

Anyway it's just a sprain (as opposed to something more serious) and he'll be OK


I really hate to see what happens the day he finally retires. There's going to be lots of people here in Patriots Nation seeking therapy, I think

[Orrex]

15. I heard that they bathe him in the blood of sacrificial virgins

to keep him young and vital.

[bigwillq]

5. Brady's expected to be fine.

Mild knee sprain.

[NightWatcher]

6. all kidding aside, that's great

Nobody wants to see anyone go down like that.

[bigwillq]

7. Yup.

I hate Brady and the Pats, but don't wish injury on anyone.

[trof]

9. Yep. Tebow prayed for him.

[lame54]

8. Prayer works

[trof]

10. But not yet.

I've prayed as hard as I can for a winning lottery number.
So far, no dice.
But I'll keep trying.

[rurallib]

11. have you bought any lottery tickets?

or just prayed for them?

[Orrex]

16. Realistically speaking....

your chances of hitting the Powerball are the same whether you buy a ticket or not.

[jmowreader]

13. Timmeh's got a little problem there in the great commonwealth of Mass...

...MIT's quarterback is better than Timmeh is, and deep in Timmeh's heart he knows it.

[pipi_k]

14. He seems like

a nice enough kid, but honestly, even my 79 year old mom is a better QB than he is...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

17. Well, he did disable GD.....

Although I suspect a more Old Testament style vengeful God than the Anti-Christ myself.

[pipi_k]

18. Obviously, God is

a huge football fan!