No Shitten

[LiberalEsto]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/shittens-mittens-to-protect-your-hands-from-poop-are-a-real

Keep your hands fresh as a daisy out at the outhouse with Shittens.
Only $9.95 for a box of 20.

[pinboy3niner]

1. Nooooo! This will endanger the toilet commercial bears!

Save the toilet commercial bears!

[tonekat]

13. Never noticed the football before

Now the symbolism becomes clear. Unsee!

[antiquie]

2. Fifty cents a poop?

You're shitten me.

[LiberalEsto]

3. And you can't flush them!

So what is the world are people supposed to do with the used ones?
Mail them to our elected officials?

[antiquie]

4. Maybe add to the toxic diaper tower?

So glad disposables were too expensive in my day, no moral dilemma.

[Bertha Venation]

5. hahahahahahahahahahaha

[LiberalEsto]

6. The Three Little Kittens

The three little kittens needed their Shittens
so they could wipe themselves

Alas the poor kittens were out of Shittens
All bare were their bathroom shelves

The momma cat scolded "You naughty kittens!
Put on your Shittens, or else you'll have no pie!"

"Alas, dear Momma, we're out of Shittens.
Could you go out and buy?"

"In that case dear kittens, just use your tongues
and then we'll all have pie."

[Earth_First]

8. Post of the Day right here!

[Demo_Chris]

11. You just won the internet. Game over. nt

[Scuba]

7. Handy for when you meet teabaggers, repubicans and other pieces of shit.

[antiquie]

9. Excellent idea.

[LiberalEsto]

10. +100 nt

[pipi_k]

12. So they have

a nifty theme song for these, but there's only one verse.