I shot a republican today...........woohooo
Not in real life though, but in a game... as I was playing unreal tournament 3 there was alot of smack talk going on between the teams that's expected, but then this one player started getting political saying "This kill is for my master G.W.Bush!!!" and head shot someone. Ok I'll let that slide right? But then he said that killing the NOOBS was more fun then hitler killing the jews.....Ok that's it...so I got into a pvt talk with him and had him goto a map on a server where it was just me and him. He comes in and I asked him why he was talking like that and it was wrong to do so we don't need that in a game because we have people all over playing this and he replied that if they are too much of a bleeding heart and cannot get over stuff that's their problem. I rolled my eyes.
Now my character had a sniper rifle in his hand and he had a link gun (pistol that shoots energy) and he said he plays games to kill people with guns. I couldn't resist and said you are the person that needs gun control. He laughed at me and said the only ones that need their guns controlled are those that are not Republicans because we know how to use them, I replied "like Cheney?"........silence......"That was an accident", he said, you must be one of them liberal tree huggers it's a wonder you haven't shot your foot off with your sniper rifle. Now for the good part. I told him to look at my kill ratio and look at his, mine was way higher, and he said "Targets standing still don't count" so I zoomed in my scope to his forehead and shot one time and got a headshot then looked at my ratio and said "Oh would you look at that it went up a point I guess standing targets do count", he left the game altogether wonder where he went? 
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On this one online combat flight sim there's this one jerkweed with a handle of 'RepublicofTexas' that's always clogging the chat bar with political bullshit, always making unsolicited barbs about this and that and politicizing everything that happens. He's the only one who can't STFU about his personal opinions. I make sure I fly on the opposite side of what team he flys on. Sometimes I'll be on the same team and my plane will "accidently" collide with his 
Well said and well done 
A few months ago I did something similar on WoW. Had some idiot bragging that he was pwning noobs and that they deserved to die because they were all Obamabots, etc. Ranting about how they would die from their wounds because Obamacare would kill them. The language and grammar suggested he was about 12, but you never know.
Signed off, hopped on my Ally, chased him down, killed him, spit on him, camped/kited him for about 10 minutes.
Got back on Horde, sent him a PM. "That was your friendly neighborhood Obamabot that shot you down, son."
