POINT: "Who Wants A Belly Rub?" COUNTERPOINT: "I Want A Belly Rub" (from The Onion)

[UrbScotty]

Aw, who’s a good boy? Who’s a good little boy? Does someone want a belly rub? Does someone want to roll over and let me rub his belly? Who does? Who? Does someone want me to wub his bewwy wewwy wewwy?

Does a special little boy want a good scratch on his little belly? A good scratchy scratch for a very good boy?

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Good afternoon. My name is Clayton R. Powell III of Bard Capital Investments, and it’s come to my attention that you’ve asked who would like a belly rub. I’m a busy man with a very tight schedule, but I have a good belly and I want it to be rubbed.

According to my planner, I have a quick five-minute window between meetings, so the timing is good on my end. I can lie down on my back with my arms and legs in the air, or I can lie down on my side, and then you can proceed to rub my belly. My belly welly.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/who-wants-a-belly-rub-vs-i-want-a-belly-rub,33569/

[Aerows]

1. Test to see if I can reply to posts in DU Lounge. n/t

Hmm... works in here.

[pinboy3niner]

2. A Plus!

[In_The_Wind]

3. Hello. Is this extension 243?

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