Should I click this link?

[TreasonousBastard]

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I get this email at least once a day. I wouldn't mind getting laid tonight, but it's after midnight now -- will the link still work?

And then there's Adrianna, who keeps pining away for me, with three or four 2 page emails a day...

[ChangeUp106]

1. Stay away from Adrianna! She's mine

I'm the only person she knows in her new town.

(Wonder how we got on these lists?)

[HarveyDarkey]

2. I get both of those as frequently as you do apparently

Do you mean to say Adrianna wasn't interested in only me?
Both only show up in my spam folders anyway, so they're gone immediately.

[Revanchist]

3. Three words for ya, Craigslist casual encounters

I'm sure you can find someone in you area that can satisfy your desires.

[TreasonousBastard]

5. I suspect it would not be my libido that gets worked over...

if I do answer, and the horny bastids over there won't have much to enjoy.

[petronius]

7. Damn, all I've been getting lately is penis enlargement offers

Maybe I'll get the hook-up invites after I finish the embiggening process...