Duck Dynaty is now selling razors.

[rug]

[Brigid]

1. Why?

They don't use them.

[cyberswede]

2. (Psst...that razor looks scared)

It's a joke.

[Brigid]

3. I guess I just missed it.

Now a joke involving the Duck Dynasty guys and a barber . . .

[cyberswede]

4. Run away!

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. It's a natural evolution from a centuries-old Robertson family tradition.

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"Duck Dynasty" started out as a seldom-discussed family motto of "Ducks -- Doin' D'Nasty" -- as
evidenced in modern times by a seldom-seen member of the family, Gomer "Quackadoo" Robertson.
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Them boys is DEFINITELY sexually mallardjusted.
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[pinboy3niner]

7. !!!

There's only one thing Duck Dynasty needs...the only question is, does graywarrior have enough tape?

[Tom Ripley]

6. But I bet they won't be selling ascots or cigarette holders