The time is 12:43 PM EST in Ecorse, MI. Again it's time for another installment of ASK MR SCORPIO

[MrScorpio]

The first installment for DU3.

The rules are simple… You can ask me for advice on any subject at all. I will use my vastly overpowering brain capacity in an attempt to solve your problem in the best way possible.

The only condition for participating in this question and answer extravaganza is that you may or may not like the answer that you are given… But you will be afforded points for being brave enough to ask in the first place.

What ever is heavy on your heart and mind deserves to be dealt with like a hit man for the Mafia… The MrScorpio way.

Let's do this!

[spartan61]

1. Are you really in Ecorse???

I am a former Lincoln Parker. Saw Ed Schultz last week and learned that Ecorse is one of the "Victims" of Snyder's plan to take over the towns. I am so sorry. There are so many idiot govs since the last election. I live in Florida and Maine and both states also have idiots. (Rick Scott and LePage.)

[MrScorpio]

4. Nope, I'm not down river

I live near Lake St Clair… However the time is the same for all of us in The Murder Mitten.

I'm dedicating this thread to all of the Naughty Nerd's victims…

Let's dump that guy.

[alfredo]

2. Should I stay or should I go?

Darling you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here till the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

[MrScorpio]

5. If you go there will be trouble...

If you stay the trouble will be super sized, with a side order of mega fries.

The choice is yours.

[alfredo]

12. What whine goes with that?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Who put the bomp In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

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Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?
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[MrScorpio]

6. A man who knows the benefit of jamming things together without the help of lubricant…

Friction is the best way to generate heat.

[JustAnotherGen]

7. Should I take up

Biting my finger nails - or biting my toe nails?

[MrScorpio]

8. Get someone else to bite your nails for your...

That's a lot more fun.

[JustAnotherGen]

9. Craigslist?

In the personals section?

Some freak, some where - would like to nibble my toe jam!

[MrScorpio]

10. You know it...

Make sure to post pictures of the toes in question…

Help a freak out.

[KamaAina]

11. Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

[alfredo]

13. Because peanuts can't fly

[KamaAina]

16. They most certainly can

but they only fly Southwest.

[alfredo]

20. Well, that's their cross to bear.

[Denninmi]

14. Oh, wise and benevolent Mr. Scorpio?

Will winter be cruel or kind to us this year in "The D"?

Should I stock up on rock salt so I have a mound in my yard that rivals the one at the Oakland County Road Commission dome in Southfield?

Or, can I scrape by if I save a half dozen of those little packets of salt that come with the sporks at Wendy's?

[Denninmi]

22. Oh, please answer, Mr. Scorpio.

I must know!

[MrScorpio]

25. It won't be that bad

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Global climate change and all that

[Denninmi]

35. Well, OK Then.

Wendy's on Orchard Lake Road, here I come. 6 salt packets and I'm good to go 'till April.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

15. Am I possessed or just misunderstood?

[steve2470]

17. what is the meaning of life ?

(extra credit for a semi-serious answer lol)

[MrScorpio]

33. The meaning to life is the ability to ask what the meaning of life is

And finding the answer in ones own unique way.

If you can't ask and answer for yourself, you may no longer be alive.

[Matariki]

18. What is it with people who think they are vampires?

[MrScorpio]

32. They're just funnin'

However, it's a good idea to meet them only when the sun is out, to be sure.

[sarge43]

19. Is kudzu really going places or is it stuck in middle management until its job is outsourced? n/t

[MrScorpio]

31. It's been going places for a long, long time

And when we're all long gone, it'll take over the planet.

[underpants]

21. Greater: M83 or MGMT?

[MrScorpio]

30. Both

No point in limiting greatness

[HopeHoops]

23. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[MrScorpio]

29. Three

But they better stop chuckin' my damn wood

[HopeHoops]

34. Better than upchucking it.

[bigwillq]

24. Beside the GB Packers

which team has the best chance of winning the Super Bowl and why?

[MrScorpio]

28. Good question

No idea… I have to go with My Lions.

I'm an optimist.

[Bucky]

26. Should I hang on to the current GF or go out trolling for some new action?

[MrScorpio]

27. A fish in the pan is better than sailing up to Alaska in the dead of winter on the rolling deck

Of a fishing boat.

Get my drift?

[Bucky]

36. Yeh, I get it...

You just called my girlfriend a salmon, you jerk.


Why, I oughta....

[backtoblue]

37. Dear MrScorpio

Why do people hit me in the ass with their shopping carts and then give me the evil eye as if I am an alien??? And why must I turn around and grab everything I can reach on the nearest shelf and throw it in their cart??? Please advise...

backtoblue

[MrScorpio]

38. Shop with friends

Have them form a defensive perimeter around your cart...

Then SHOP LIKE A BOSS!

[backtoblue]

39. Suppose that I have no friends, what now???

[MrScorpio]

40. Then it's a great time to make some

The power of friendship is powerful

[backtoblue]

41. Aww...he's got his buddy's back

You've been most insightful MrScorpio. Have a great day!
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