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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsGod damned fruit flies in my scotch...
Or as my wife calls them, "wine fairies"....
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God damned fruit flies in my scotch... (Original Post)
opiate69
Sep 2013
OP
That's OK; how would you feel about fruit flies drinking your Glenlivet?
The Velveteen Ocelot
Sep 2013
#4
Well.. you know.. I'm just that sweet! I know it's true cause my wife sez so!!
opiate69
Sep 2013
#11
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,571 posts)1. But, they are happy fruit flies.
opiate69
(10,129 posts)3. This is true.. though, sadly, I'm out of the good stuff.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,571 posts)4. That's OK; how would you feel about fruit flies drinking your Glenlivet?
opiate69
(10,129 posts)5. Murderous lol
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)2. Don't worry, they don't drink much.
opiate69
(10,129 posts)8. Yeah, but after the two weeks I've had, fuck sharing lol
onehandle
(51,122 posts)6. Scoop. Drink. nt
opiate69
(10,129 posts)7. Damned skippy!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)10. Bravo!
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HipChick
(25,485 posts)9. I read this as fruit flies in my crotch..
and wondered how they were getting there..
opiate69
(10,129 posts)11. Well.. you know.. I'm just that sweet! I know it's true cause my wife sez so!!
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)12. I hope it's not Laphroaig.
The little fuckers will want to fight mano-a-mano.....
opiate69
(10,129 posts)13. lol.. nope.. almost embarrassed to say..
Clan MacGregor...
My Aberlour ran out last week.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)14. Damn. That's a tragedy.
applegrove
(118,460 posts)15. Lee Valley Tools has friut fly traps that
really work well. Maybe you could order some by catalogue from Canada.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)21. It's pretty easy to make your own
Take a small mason jar, poke some holes in the lid, fill halfway with apple cider vinegar and a few drops of dishwashing soap.
The vinegar smells like rotting fruit to the little bastards and they can't resist. The dishwashing soap breaks the surface tension and causes them to sink and drown rather than floating on top.
Works like a charm!
RedCloud
(9,230 posts)16. But I thought, "Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana!"?
Pesky time flies are bothering my clock again.
Goalie49009
(748 posts)17. OMG when I first read this I thought it said
God damn fruit flies in my crotch I see I wasn't the only one
Aristus
(66,274 posts)18. "Spit it oot, ye wee bastards! Spit it oot!"
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)20. *SNORT*