Help! Save me!

[TheDeputy]

I am stuck with my daughter in a horrible place. It is called "Justice". Save me!

One Direction is blasting on the Muzak. Bright colours everywhere. Ahhhhh!

[petronius]

1. No problem - follow these instructions to the letter:

1. Start out going south on S Archer Rd/IL-171 S toward S 88th Ave/S Cork Ave. Continue to follow IL-171 S.
2. Merge onto US-20 W/US-45 N/US-12 W/La Grange Rd.
3. Merge onto I-55 N/Stevenson Expy N toward Chicago.
4. Merge onto I-90 W/I-94 W via EXIT 292A toward Wisconsin.
5. Take EXIT 51C toward East Washington Blvd.
6. Turn right onto W Washington Blvd
7. W Washington Blvd becomes W Washington St
8. Turn left onto N Lasalle St.
9. Welcome to CHICAGO, IL.

Of course, if "Justice" is anything other than Justice, IL, then you're on your own... Sorry.

[Phentex]

2. Trade:

Pack of teen boys just watched first half of a football game then went outside to shoot hoops.

The man cave smells....lovely!

[TheDeputy]

3. Happy to trade.

[Chan790]

4. I'm sorry. I can't help you there.

That right there is every person for themselves! territory. Adult humans should never set foot in a Justice Clothing, it's like some kind of gaudy sparkly pastel hell. Once you step foot in there, you can never be unmarked by the experience.