There's a HOOTERS, why no COCKERS?

[Bennyboy]

or a restaurant that features men's genitalia on display? Short shorts, tight showing off their assets?

[NYC_SKP]

1. .

[CJCRANE]

2. BUNS

That's the first time and the last time I'll use "BUNS" as a title but that would be a good name for the hunk style restaurant.

[graywarrior]

3. PACKAGES

I like that one.

BULGING PACKAGES.

[CJCRANE]

4. That would be the all-male hunky postal service...

[graywarrior]

5. Now THAT's an idea to save the postal service

Hunky postmen calendars!

[rug]

6. All I can find are a bunch of restaurants in Cockermouth, England.

http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g186322-Cockermouth_Lake_District_Cumbria_England.html

Although, I'd steer clear of "the honest lawyer".

[Tuesday Afternoon]

7. used to be a local restaurant called Tallywhackers.

it was the eighties.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Duh.

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[Taverner]

9. They should call it "Whitey Bulger's Place"

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

[edbermac]

10. How about Wieners?

Try our delicious foot-longs!

[LiberalEsto]

11. Simply unappetizing. nt

[HarveyDarkey]

12. Or...

[alphafemale]

13. How about because that's disgusting?

It's like a joke.

You poor things.

Remind me of the part of the turkey you dig out and throw away.

[Behind the Aegis]

14. As long as they offer a great tossed salad and recipes.

[Chan790]

15. Because as was pointed out by a girlfriend in a figure-drawing class...

penises are fucking ugly. Enjoyable, functional, arousing even...sure; aesthetically-pleasing? No.

They're just no boobs. Everybody loves boobs. Even my gay coworker, Josh, at the 'bux appreciated a great pair of boobs.

[madinmaryland]

16. There's a sporting goods store called DICKS and Ye Olde Cock n Bull Pub.

[nomorenomore08]

17. Chippendales should've gone into the restaurant business...

[NightWatcher]

18. I used to get my Chinese take out from Wangs

Thankfully, jimmy kept it in his pants

[Xipe Totec]

19. There is. Cockers bar

Can't post a link, but google for it and you'll find a youtube video, or two or three...

PS: No tips...

[MiddleFingerMom]

20. Menu items are free, but a substantial gratuity is charged. The cost to you?

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[Taitertots]

21. It would have to be Roosters. Cockadoodledoo

Do you think the male sexploitation food service market is under served?

[name not needed]

22. There's a Chinese restaurant in DC called Big Wong

[Arugula Latte]

23. I give you: "O'Nutters"

[ConcernedCanuk]

24. Titties are much prettier methinks.

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That could be why.

CC

[RedCloud]

25. I got their sponser lined up already.

Sparky's Sperm Bank where you get
Plenty of interest on each deposit
Substantial penalties for early withdrawal

[pipi_k]

26. Healthy food

served every day at the Twigs 'n Berries restaurant...

[KamaAina]

34. Or British pub fare

at the Meat and Two Veg.

[Myrina]

27. I'd prefer BUNZ, actually ...

[Bennyboy]

30. Bunz and company (former 49er Danny Bunz)

right here in Roseville CA. http://www.2hatbunzandcompany.com/D

[davidpdx]

28. They have bars here in Korea

for both men and women. My wife says there's a place for women about two blocks from us. No, she's never been in there.

[Kennah]

29. Sausage House

[Tom Ripley]

31. Sportin' Woodys

[panader0]

32. The servers would all have name tags

Doug Deeper
Wayne Sider
Kurt Girth
Dip Stickler
Chewy Chorizo

actually these are some of the "dancing names" of our imaginary male stripper revue
there are many more, each old fart has to make up his own.

[Kennah]

38. Dixon Cox

[yawnmaster]

33. It's not really analogous. Boobs are not genitalia...

Now if instead of Hooters it was called Vulvas (or Vulvae as a higher class establishment), or something similar, then yes.
But not very appetizing.

After all, many received their first real meal from someones "hooters".
Men just don't have anything really analogous.

[NewJeffCT]

42. Didn't see your post earlier

but, I agree with you. (I'll blame it on posting before I had my morning coffee.)

[Shrek]

35. I had dinner at this place in London

[Kennah]

37. Wonder if there's a Young Cock Tavern?

[retread]

36. Well, for one, the tables and chairs would have to be raised higher.

[krispos42]

39. Boymicoxaphilian

Oh, wait, that's the new Viagra competitor.

[a kennedy]

40. actually men in tight under ware don't do it for me....but give me a man in a tool belt....

great song.

[NewJeffCT]

41. Hooters aren't technically "genitalia"

so, the equivalent to "Cockers" would be "Vaginaville" or something like that, no?

[magical thyme]

43. well, it's not like there isn't a Dick's Last Resort

http://www.dickslastresort.com/

where you can expect to be treated badly