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MrScorpio

(73,778 posts) Tue Sep 24, 2013, 09:49 AM Sep 2013

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!

When God said, "Let there be light", Bill Brasky took a Zippo to one of his farts.
We've been living in its afterglow ever since.

I once saw Brasky swallow an elephant whole. The elephant thanked him for the privilege.

Bill Brasky shot a porno movie once, but they couldn't release it because they ran out of X's.

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Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch! (Original Post) MrScorpio Sep 2013 OP

Has he reappeared? antiquie Sep 2013 #1

Bill Brasky went into a South American jungle once MrScorpio Sep 2013 #2

I didn't realize he made it out. antiquie Sep 2013 #3

His poop is still considered currency in Argentina. bluesbassman Sep 2013 #7

Who is Bill Brasky? Xyzse Sep 2013 #4

Bill Brasky is a man that I once told to go to Hell... MrScorpio Sep 2013 #5

2/3rds of the earth's surface is covered by Bill Brasky (nt) Recursion Sep 2013 #8

Bill Brasky decided to hunt down and kill the Bannana Splits. They all begged for their lives. Gidney N Cloyd Sep 2013 #6

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

1. Has he reappeared?

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:00 AM

Sep 2013

MrScorpio

(73,778 posts)

2. Bill Brasky went into a South American jungle once

Reply to antiquie (Reply #1)

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:05 AM

Sep 2013

And walked out of it, only after eating every living thing in there.

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

3. I didn't realize he made it out.

Reply to MrScorpio (Reply #2)

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:09 AM

Sep 2013

I find some of his friends highly questionable.

bluesbassman

(20,388 posts)

7. His poop is still considered currency in Argentina.

Reply to MrScorpio (Reply #2)

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 12:09 PM

Sep 2013

Xyzse

(8,217 posts)

4. Who is Bill Brasky?

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:09 AM

Sep 2013

-starts stretching to do google-fu-

Oh cool... I guess that is where they got the "Sergio" commercial idea.

MrScorpio

(73,778 posts)

5. Bill Brasky is a man that I once told to go to Hell...

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #4)

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:13 AM

Sep 2013

He went to Hell, played a round of golf with Satan and beat him by shooting a hole in one on every par.

Recursion

(56,582 posts)

8. 2/3rds of the earth's surface is covered by Bill Brasky (nt)

Reply to Xyzse (Reply #4)

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 12:29 PM

Sep 2013

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,847 posts)

6. Bill Brasky decided to hunt down and kill the Bannana Splits. They all begged for their lives.

Reply to MrScorpio (Original post)

Tue Sep 24, 2013, 10:21 AM

Sep 2013

Except Fleagle.

(that BB line was always my favorite for some reason)

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