Cops: Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him

[HarveyDarkey]

After picking up food from a McDonald’s drive-thru window, a pantsless 69-year-old Florida man allegedly tried to force a female employee to touch him as he masturbated in the front seat of his vehicle, police allege.

Steve Orville Clemons was at the drive-thru window of a Wildwood McDonald’s when the cashier “turned to him to give him his change.” At that point, the woman realized that Clemons was sans pants and was pleasuring himself.

Clemons then allegedly “grabbed the cashier’s hand and attempted to pull her hand into his vehicle,” according to an arrest affidavit detailing the September 21 incident. After pulling her hand away from Clemons, the worker shut the drive-thru window and called 911.

Seen in the above mug shot, Clemons was later apprehended at a nearby gas station. While still pantsless, he had draped a t-shirt over his lap.

Free on $500 bail, Clemons is scheduled to be arraigned October 9 on a misdemeanor battery charge.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/masturbation-at-mcdonalds-drive-thru-687432

[Xyzse]

1. Ah the Sunshine state...

I like FL any way, but I gotta make a map of places I have to avoid.

[KamaAina]

2. "I'll have a Big Mac with extra special sauce, please."

[Auggie]

5. Oh, yuck!!!

You get the award for most disgusting post of the day

[Brigid]

27. !!!!

[Kaleva]

3. He should have gone to Burger King where he can have it his way.

[Goalie49009]

4. Oh that deserves a

[KamaAina]

6. Better still, a DUzy!

[Goalie49009]

9. Touche' nt

[LiberalEsto]

18. I doubt he had much of a Whopper nt

[Kaleva]

20. He had the Value Meal Single Stacker.

[KurtNYC]

25. but he wanted a Happy Meal

[awoke_in_2003]

29. Would you really want your pants off...

at a place where this guy might appear?



on edit: first link didn't work.

[Kaleva]

30. Surveillance video of Burger King whacking Ronald McDonald (violent!)

[rug]

7. He looks pretty pleased with himself.

[Goalie49009]

10. I know there is a comment for that

but be damned if I can think of just one. Just one ARG

[rug]

12. The look that comes from pleasing oneself.

[Goalie49009]

13. Oh I got that one rug

Silly I was trying to work off of that one

[Denninmi]

8. God. Really?

And I thought I had problems. Geesh, perv.

[Goalie49009]

11. He was trying to figure out

WHERE'S THE BEEF?

[Denninmi]

14. More like "where's the sausage"

[tonekat]

15. He was having a Hand-Party

Right in front of everyone! Surveillance camera?

[Denninmi]

16. She had a golden opportunity to use a great line on him.

"It's just you and your hand tonight" - Pink

[raccoon]

17. I wonder if he has dementia. nt

[LiberalEsto]

19. Did he want fries with that?

[murielm99]

21. My daughter worked at a MacDonald's during high school.

They had one pantless dude come through every once in a while. He loved shocking the workers in the drive through.

It took some time, but the cops finally got him.

[pinboy3niner]

22. Don't look at me, it wasn't MY turn to watch MFM

[HarveyDarkey]

23. I knew eventually there would be an MFM reference

[pinboy3niner]

24. They practically write themselves, don't they? :) nt

[EvilAL]

26. Maybe he was confused by the sign...

[Taverner]

28. WTF Florida!?!?!?!