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JeffHead

(1,186 posts) Sun Oct 13, 2013, 02:31 PM Oct 2013

Gordon Ramsay Omelette

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Gordon Ramsay Omelette (Original Post) JeffHead Oct 2013 OP

How many calories in the fucks? LiberalEsto Oct 2013 #1

Fuck if I fucking know. JeffHead Oct 2013 #2

That is fucking funny. It is so fucking Gordon. n/t RebelOne Oct 2013 #3

It's a fucking omelette fit for the Dude! bluesbassman Oct 2013 #4

Fucking looks like fucking scrambled eggs to me jmowreader Oct 2013 #5

What? Fucking chives and a fucking nob of fucking butter not good enough for you? JeffHead Oct 2013 #7

Fuck you, Gordon... jmowreader Oct 2013 #10

And because fucking Gordon is fucking English... jmowreader Oct 2013 #11

LOL! I really needed a laugh today. Thanks! Boomerproud Oct 2013 #6

He forgot the fucking ham and the fucking spinach and the fucking mushrooms. Autumn Oct 2013 #8

Here's another fucking method Paulie Oct 2013 #9

LiberalEsto

(22,845 posts)

1. How many calories in the fucks?

Reply to JeffHead (Original post)

Sun Oct 13, 2013, 02:35 PM

Oct 2013

JeffHead

(1,186 posts)

2. Fuck if I fucking know.

Reply to LiberalEsto (Reply #1)

Sun Oct 13, 2013, 02:38 PM

Oct 2013

Just eat the fuckers.

RebelOne

(30,947 posts)

3. That is fucking funny. It is so fucking Gordon. n/t

Reply to JeffHead (Original post)

Sun Oct 13, 2013, 02:40 PM

Oct 2013

bluesbassman

(20,388 posts)

4. It's a fucking omelette fit for the Dude!

Reply to JeffHead (Original post)

Sun Oct 13, 2013, 03:19 PM

Oct 2013

Now shut the fuck up Donnie.

jmowreader

(53,397 posts)

5. Fucking looks like fucking scrambled eggs to me

Reply to JeffHead (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 07:57 PM

Oct 2013

Shouldn't a fucking omelet have some fucking cheese, some fucking mushrooms, some fucking tomatoes and some fucking ham?

JeffHead

(1,186 posts)

7. What? Fucking chives and a fucking nob of fucking butter not good enough for you?

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #5)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:16 PM

Oct 2013

Fucking Americans, they want it all don't they. Now fuck off out of my kitchen!

jmowreader

(53,397 posts)

10. Fuck you, Gordon...

Reply to JeffHead (Reply #7)

Thu Oct 17, 2013, 02:05 AM

Oct 2013

...a fucking lump of fucking scrambled eggs will fucking never be a fucking omelet. You fucking know it as well as I.

jmowreader

(53,397 posts)

11. And because fucking Gordon is fucking English...

Reply to jmowreader (Reply #10)

Thu Oct 17, 2013, 02:09 AM

Oct 2013

here's what the great Frank Zappa thought of British "cuisine":

Boomerproud

(9,366 posts)

6. LOL! I really needed a laugh today. Thanks!

Reply to JeffHead (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:09 PM

Oct 2013

I have watched the UK version of "Kitchen Nightmares" and when he gets his Scottish accent going "fooking" it's adorable.

Autumn

(49,020 posts)

8. He forgot the fucking ham and the fucking spinach and the fucking mushrooms.

Reply to JeffHead (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:24 PM

Oct 2013

What the fuck???? And he forgot the FUCKING TOMATO'S. asshole. he didn't make an omelet.

Paulie

(8,464 posts)

9. Here's another fucking method

Reply to JeffHead (Original post)

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 08:55 PM

Oct 2013

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