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MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts) Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:02 PM Oct 2013

Man's GREATEST invention!!!!!

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Man's GREATEST invention!!!!! (Original Post) MiddleFingerMom Oct 2013 OP

Allan Sherman Turbineguy Oct 2013 #1

Guess we know where the Jungle Jive came from now. bluesbassman Oct 2013 #2

And all this time I thought the greatest invention was the water pipe PuffedMica Oct 2013 #3

Message auto-removed Name removed Oct 2013 #4

It isn't? In_The_Wind Oct 2013 #5

Post this to GD! Earth_First Oct 2013 #6

Nah, History of Feminism - though it might not be appropriate. It IS history, but it might be better MiddleFingerMom Oct 2013 #7

Turbineguy

(37,329 posts)

1. Allan Sherman

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Original post)

Fri Oct 18, 2013, 06:10 PM

Oct 2013

Ooga Magoog was a Neanderthal man
A very poorly educated soul
He had a great big square thing made of solid stone
And in the middle of it was a hole

One day he had to go from his cave in Natchez
To his uncle's cave in Mobile
I said, "Round off those corners
And buy a set of tires
And Ooky baby, that's a wheel"