Well, I'm back in the saddle again. Sitting in the ER, just got here -- nothing drastic, but...

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... I think I'm going to be here for a while again. Will let you know -- in the meantime, I'm not in any
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Yes, "treatment" IS code for "tagteam bedbath".
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[LiberalEsto]

1. Sending you good vibes and best wishes, MFM

for a speedy recovery from whatever ails you.






I said speedy, not Speedo.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Now whyfor you wanna deprive the nursing staff of that, huh?

[bluesbassman]

3. Well I hear they serve a wicked pepper steak on Mondays...

So you got that goin' for ya.

Good vibes going out to you Brother.

[Kali]

4. took this especially for you, this seems a good place to post it

heh heh it says fart

[elleng]

5. EXIT, get OUTTA THERE!!!

(after get fixed, of course.)

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. Out fart? Ass opposed to "In fart"? One of my many claims to damn fame...

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... is the Ein-und-Ausfahrt -- the in-and-out fart.
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Me and Dizzy Gillespie.
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[mysuzuki2]

6. I've just checked with your insurance company.

Your sponge bath benefits definitely DO NOT cover happy endings. So, you're on your own bro!

[rurallib]

7. stay immortal, my friend

BTW the lounge does not believe you get the bedbaths you say you do.
We could use some videos.

[Denninmi]

8. You cannot die.

We need you!

[MiddleFingerMom]

26. It's not just that I CAN not die... it's that I will NOT to, my friend.

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[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Get well!

Please?

[nolabear]

10. Tell them they have to take good care of you.

They do NOT want The Lounge coming after them!

[Phentex]

11. Feel better and...

get out as soon as you can!

[In_The_Wind]

12. Enjoy your bath, then hurry home.

[irisblue]

13. damn song....back in the saddle again

ear worm....
get better MFM

[MiddleFingerMom]

27. Listen to Firesign Theater's drunken version of "Back from the Shadows Again".

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That's a FUN earworm!!!
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[Demo_Chris]

14. I don't know you, but if I did I think I would like you...

So get well soon. Reading your crazy bullshit is one of the things that helps me get through the day.

And while others would no doubt curse you for just that, I am grateful.

[MiddleFingerMom]

28. Thank you. I KNOW I like you. You can never have too many friends or too much love.

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[Demo_Chris]

31. Well said man, and thank you. nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. UPDATE 7:55 PM AZ time -- I'm admitted for another "tune-up".

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In the past, that's meant 3 days to 7 weeks. just got a big ol' shot of Ssister Morphine.
Gonna kkick back an enjoy it. More later.
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[applegrove]

17. Big Vibes going your way MFM.

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[grantcart]

18. Good luck

[HarveyDarkey]

19. Best of luck, and the benefits of science

Stay well and get better. Immortality is useless if you're feeble.

[Rhiannon12866]

20. Wishing you a successful "tune up,' my friend!

Feel better and come back to us soon...

[hermetic]

21. Aw, man....

Hang in there. Rest up. Accept hugs. Get well soon.

[PuffedMica]

22. Good vibrations beaming in your direction

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[Miles Archer]

23. Get well soon...

JUST IN CASE you haven't seen any of my threads I am actually AMERIGO VESPUCCI...my computer died a week ago and I pretty much lost everything. I was going to post "Get well soon ya pantsless bastid" but figured that if people didn't know me (or the way you and I communicate) it would result in an alert. So don't alert, boys and girls. MFM is indeed a pantsless bastid...but in a good way.

[MiddleFingerMom]

29. I am NOT a pantsless bastid in a good way.

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I am a pantsless bastid in a GREAT way!!!
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[blueamy66]

24. Be good MFM

If that is possible

[pinboy3niner]

25. Contrary to popular belief, an inFARTion is not a heart event

But if you can bamboozle them into hosting another R&R, more power--and more bed baths--to you.

I hope you breeze through your tune-up and come back soon to hum a few bars.

[Baitball Blogger]

30. Get better soon.

Sorry you're not feeling so well.

[DoBotherMe]

32. Enjoy the sex!

and the drugs, and the rock n roll! Dana ; )

[TuxedoKat]

33. Sorry to hear this

hope you are out soon. (((HUGS)))

[riderinthestorm]

34. Oh no!!! Please get well soon...

So sorry to hear this, despite the bedbaths....

[solara]

35. Vibing you to a speedy recovery

Also sending love and hugs and a little boogie woogie for the baths

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[AnneD]

36. Look Here...

If we all pitch in get you a hooker to give you regilar bed baths....will you promise to stay out of the hospital?