What you look like when someone next to you farts on a crowded bus:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Wounded Bear]

1. Oh, that's why people look at me like that...

I guess I'll have to work on my diet.

[Baitball Blogger]

2. I once walked into a woman's fart bomb.

Oh, the inhumanity.

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. Once, I was headed up to work on an elevator that usually had little to no traffic...

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... and I let loose with a TREMENDOUS... HORRENDOUS beer-and-hardboiled-egg fart. I smiled,
extremely proud of myself until the elevator door opened at the next floor and a group of 5 or
6 workers got on talking excitedly.
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An almost immediate awkward silence filled the elevator and my mood went from proud to
mortified. I mean, there wasn't even one other person on with me so that they would at least
wonder about the source.
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They got off 3 floors later and I heard the EXPLOSION of hilarity and disgust at my expense
as soon as the doors closed behind them.
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I have NEVER farted on an elevator while alone since.
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Besides... gas like that is MUCH more fun to let loose with on a CROWDED elevator.
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[Baitball Blogger]

4. Think of how many poor souls learn the same lesson from

urinating in the shower, while showering.

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I prefer peeing the pool... especially when I get confused and can't find the bathroom.

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[Kaleva]

7. I like this pool sign

"This is our ool. Notice that there isn't any 'p' in it. Please keep it that way."

[Kaleva]

5. So few women post in these kind of threads.

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. And you KNOW there's some impressive fartresses out there.

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[Kaleva]

9. Apparently there's a glass ceiling here that prevents them from posting

[MiddleFingerMom]

10. (ahem) Gas sealing?