so now I own an acre of land.....on Mars

[Bombero1956]

A birthday present from my oldest daughter. All I know is if anybody parks a probe on my land I'm calling the cops for trespassing.

[Angry Dragon]

1. Charge rent ...... . get rich

[dr.strangelove]

2. Better make sure Trump does not

put up a tower and block your view.

[rug]

3. Location, location, location.

[Bombero1956]

4. I now know the exact location of my parcel

it's 1 parsec north of the Slauson Cutoff, just look for the big neon vice squad cop.

[pokerfan]

5. Didn't I see that on The Tea Time Movie?

[pacalo]

6. What a memory you have!