The Night Johnny Carson Found Out His Wife Was Banging Frank Gifford

[Blue_Tires]

Tucked inside the Hunger Games promotional pamphlet that was last week's issue of Entertainment Weekly was a rather amazing book excerpt from Henry Bushkin, lawyer to the late Johnny Carson. In the excerpt (not yet online), Bushkin describes accompanying Carson on a late night break-in of his second wife's apartment—an apartment she had leased without Carson's knowledge. "I have reason to believe my wife is cheating on me," Carson told Bushkin. "I also have an idea who the son of a bitch is that she's shacking up with."

Turns out, that son of a bitch was none other than former MNF announcer and flight attendant enthusiast Frank Gifford. During the break-in, Carson and Bushkin found that Carson's wife, Joanne Copeland, kept "six or seven framed photographs" of Gifford in the secret apartment. According to Bushkin, Carson did not take the news well:

Carson leaned against the living room wall and began to weep. [...] I could see that Carson's raincoat had fallen open. I was shocked to see that Johnny was carrying a .38 revolver in a holster on his hip.

Later that night, a shitfaced Carson phoned Bushkin at 2 a.m. and demanded that he come meet him at a nearby bar (Ed McMahon was also there!) to lament the failure of second marriage. "I get drunk every night and I chase all the pussy I can get," Carson said, in Bushkin's recollection. "I'm shitty in the marriage department. Make sure you understand this."

But Carson being Carson, he couldn't resist a joke about the identity of his cuckold: "Why Frank Gifford? What's that asshole got that I don't have? That guy plays three positions on the field. I could never get Joanne to go for more than two."

http://deadspin.com/the-night-johnny-carson-found-out-his-wife-was-banging-1442056831/@drewmagary

[dixiegrrrrl]

1. Just finished that book...

Fast read.
Sad tale of talented man with many inner demons.

I was a bit exasperated that the author makes Carson responsible for his own marital infidelties.....
"If only Carson had not insisted I go to Las Vegas and stay up with him late at night with all those beuatiful women around us"

Riiiiight.

[Avalux]

2. This is unrelated to your post.

But anytime I see a DUer with a Pens logo, I have to say something. Nice to see another fan around here! What do you think about the team so far? Malkin isn't doing much, I want Neal back (it's evident Malkin does), and I'm thrilled with new kids Maatta and Megna.

[Blue_Tires]

3. Fleury is my favorite player

and I'm very very happy to see him back in form so far this season...

I'm still of a mixed mind about Bylsma...How the pens perform in the playoffs this year will be a true make-or-break for him, imo...

[PRETZEL]

4. Don' want to hijack the thread,

but there's plenty of us die hard Pens fans here.

Bylsma wasn't the problem last year. The Isles were better than people gave them credit for. And, no matter who's behind the bench, you're not going to win a 4 game series scoring 2 goals.

Those things happen every now and then. Sometimes a whole team goes into a slump at the same time. Plus Boston matched up really well with the Pens and when it did break down, Rask played lights out.