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UTUSN

(70,683 posts) Fri Nov 8, 2013, 10:54 PM Nov 2013

I'm squiring two spincters?!1 SPINSTERS (<that's what I mean) tomorrow

Both words are getting me Hades. Nighty night.

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I'm squiring two spincters?!1 SPINSTERS (<that's what I mean) tomorrow (Original Post) UTUSN Nov 2013 OP

LOL! applegrove Nov 2013 #1

Spinsters? There are still spinsters? nolabear Nov 2013 #2

You will be outnumbered, UTUSN ... beware! Tuesday Afternoon Nov 2013 #3

Try to have a good time. In_The_Wind Nov 2013 #4

Worse ... I read that as "squirting" ... eppur_se_muova Nov 2013 #5

Do not google squirting spinster sphincters. rug Nov 2013 #8

My sphincter hurts just reading this op!! madinmaryland Nov 2013 #6

What, this o.p. is SO yesterday & nobody wants to know what happened?!1 Well, UTUSN Nov 2013 #7

Ya did a good dead. In_The_Wind Nov 2013 #9

applegrove

(118,622 posts)

1. LOL!

Reply to UTUSN (Original post)

Fri Nov 8, 2013, 10:57 PM

Nov 2013

Been there.

nolabear

(41,959 posts)

2. Spinsters? There are still spinsters?

Reply to UTUSN (Original post)

Fri Nov 8, 2013, 11:46 PM

Nov 2013

Well clutch the pearls!

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

3. You will be outnumbered, UTUSN ... beware!

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Sat Nov 9, 2013, 01:10 AM

Nov 2013

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

4. Try to have a good time.

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Sat Nov 9, 2013, 06:29 AM

Nov 2013

eppur_se_muova

(36,259 posts)

5. Worse ... I read that as "squirting" ...

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Wed Nov 13, 2013, 10:04 PM

Nov 2013

rug

(82,333 posts)

8. Do not google squirting spinster sphincters.

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Wed Nov 13, 2013, 10:42 PM

Nov 2013

madinmaryland

(64,931 posts)

6. My sphincter hurts just reading this op!!

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Wed Nov 13, 2013, 10:13 PM

Nov 2013

UTUSN

(70,683 posts)

7. What, this o.p. is SO yesterday & nobody wants to know what happened?!1 Well,

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Wed Nov 13, 2013, 10:36 PM

Nov 2013

We visited TWO (not one) cemeteries, AND a 70s yrl old cousin AND a 102 yr old uncle (who DRIVES). AND she told a family story that (OF COURSE) totally contradicted what I have ALWAYS KNOWN.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

9. Ya did a good dead.

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Thu Nov 14, 2013, 06:53 AM

Nov 2013

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