I'm squiring two spincters?!1 SPINSTERS (<that's what I mean) tomorrow

[UTUSN]

Both words are getting me Hades. Nighty night.

[applegrove]

1. LOL!

Been there.

[nolabear]

2. Spinsters? There are still spinsters?

Well clutch the pearls!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. You will be outnumbered, UTUSN ... beware!

[In_The_Wind]

4. Try to have a good time.

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Worse ... I read that as "squirting" ...

[rug]

8. Do not google squirting spinster sphincters.

[madinmaryland]

6. My sphincter hurts just reading this op!!

[UTUSN]

7. What, this o.p. is SO yesterday & nobody wants to know what happened?!1 Well,

We visited TWO (not one) cemeteries, AND a 70s yrl old cousin AND a 102 yr old uncle (who DRIVES). AND she told a family story that (OF COURSE) totally contradicted what I have ALWAYS KNOWN.

[In_The_Wind]

9. Ya did a good dead.