I just passed Ron Paul on a bike trail

[kalli007]

It was weird.

[Callmecrazy]

1. Well, he's old...

and can't pedal very fast.

[Ahpook]

2. Passing on the left :)

Or no warning?

[Trailrider1951]

3. I hope you farted in his general direction

After eating one kick-ass bean burrito!

[UTUSN]

4. Did you throw a KICK, or ask him why his son is a SENATOR ?!1 nT

[davidpdx]

5. I would have had a hard time not saying something nasty

Then again it probably happened so fast that by the time you realized it he was out of range of hearing you.

[kalli007]

7. The sad thing is all I could think of was

getting back home to post it on DU!

[kalli007]

6. I always thought I would say something cool.....

but unfortunately I did not. Living here in his hometown is bad enough (moving soon).

[KamaAina]

8. Was it a publicly funded bike trail?

[DFW]

9. Mahalo!

You get a cigar for that one !

(well, OK, a dinner at the Canoe House at the Mauna Lani in Waikoloa).

[KamaAina]

10. Maika'i no, E DFW!

(very fine, indeed)

[DFW]

11. My daughter is the real Kama'aina in the family

She went to HPA in Waimea on the Big Island, roomed with an Islander, and considers herself Kama'aina after having spent two years there.

After the first year, we used to kid her about speaking Hawaiian, which she adamantly insisted she did not. She was happy just to have gotten good grades in the courses she took in English (German is her native language). However, during her summer break, a song in Hawaiian came on the radio, and she started translating it for us. Completely blown away, I said, "I thought you said you hadn't learned how to speak Hawaiian?" She answered with the disdain of the arrogant teenager, "oh, come on, dad, ANYONE knows THAT much Hawaiian."

Sure. Nobody here but us Polynesians, right?

[Scuba]

12. Ron Paul on a socialist bike trail? Tell him to get his own damned trail!

[Jamaal510]

13. Good that he found a hobby

that is far less detrimental to society.