Gooooooood morning Vietnaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
I was just sent this by my old friend Adrian Cronauer. I don't know where he got it, but he hasn't lost his sense of humor.
It's pretty good....................
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. "Frogs are good bass bait" I thought to myself.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth, I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.
Just then, I realized I had a problem, how was I going to release the snake without getting bitten? So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. The snakes eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.
A little later, I felt a nudge at my foot. There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth.
Life is good in the South.
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I don't fish, hate snakes and frogs...well, meh...
But this was hilarious!
Your friend has most definitely not lost his sense of humor!
