Florida woman renews marriage vows with Ferris wheel named Bruce

[jakeXT]

For example, if I told you that Linda Ducharme of Gibsonton, Florida said: "It was like something pulling me, there was a tug," what might you think she was referring to?

Well, it was a Ferris wheel called the Sky Diva. This is a Ferris wheel she called Bruce. She's allowed to do that, because she married it. Um, him. And in the show Linda renews her vows.

She also feeds Bruce pizza.

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You're wondering if there's a woman who's in love with the Eiffel Tower, aren't you? As a matter of fact, yes. There's also one who is at one with Lady Liberty.

http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/344460/58/Florida-woman-renews-marriage-vows-with-ferris-wheel

[Turbineguy]

1. Well.....

it is Florida, afterall.

Florida, where drivers are aggressive, incompetent and heavily armed.

[mysuzuki2]

2. Where are they registered?

I hope they will be very happy.

[cyberswede]

3. I bet they've had their ups and downs.

[NightWatcher]

4. nah, they just go round and round

[pinboy3niner]

5. They couldn't compare to the ones she had with her ex, Ralph the Roller Coaster

[Arugula Latte]

10. Bruce isn't very faithful.

I heard he keeps a lot of women in his rotation.

[pscot]

6. I'm in love with the speed bump

down the block, but it's more a Platonic affection. Matrimony is such a big step.

[pinboy3niner]

8. Good thinking

With speed bumps it's always best to proceed slowly.

[Arugula Latte]

12. Good advice. I rushed into a relationship with a speed bump once.

It was a jarring experience. The whole thing really rattled me -- shook me up a bit, you know?

[trof]

7. I'm somewhat fond of my Prius.

So far we're just dating.

[Arugula Latte]

13. You make a cute couple, though.

[Demo_Chris]

9. I blame the gays...

[LiberalEsto]

11. These Florida stories are no longer news

They are status reports of the ongoing madness.

And what does Bruce like on his pizza?

[jakeXT]

14. nuts and bolts ? /nt