HERE I IS!!!!! MFM update!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Hey!!! I' m poopin'!!!
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Sittin' in the hospital on a big commode bedside -- it raises me up and the puter down to a desk level so that I can type
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Bet THAT's info you could have done without!!!
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I was in really really bad shape. My lung functions were so low that they weren't perfusing my organs, so my brain had a
stupid and my kidneys weren't detoxifying my blood. The doctors WERE scared but figured it out and can now put me on
a positive regimen. So I have a new BADDER-assed attitude.
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With my new 'tude, I have to add a couple of initials to my acronym.
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Your Working Boy,
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T.B.A.F.I.M.F.M. (The Bad-Assed Fucking Immortal MiddleFingeMom)
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(I should be ready and back soon MUAH-HA-HA-HA!!!)
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[Kali]

1. did you mean

BLADDER-assed?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. I guess that's better than ASS-bladdered!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

I gotta say, you are scaring the shit out of all of us, pun intended!

I'm glad your doctors figured out what was happening, and fixed it.

[Wounded Bear]

4. Thanks for the warning....

J/K. Good to hear from you!

Since I'm officially an old fart, I must warn you that I can't remember that many letters in a row. Best of luck TRBAXXMFMXL.....or something.

[NYC_SKP]

5. Thanks for the good news, MFM.

Keep up the good goodness and keep getting better.

We need you!

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I need yiu folks, too... I hope you all kow that.

[NYC_SKP]

10. I'll remember that.

Thanks, it's a fundamental part of life and living, to be needed and to be available to others!

[In_The_Wind]

13. Awww

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We all miss you! ! ! I hope you know that too!
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[nolabear]

6. I'm beginning to think you have to go in for youth and beauty transfusions every now and again.

I'm sure your youth and beauty are much in demand!

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. My youth- and beauty-fulness are... devastating, TYVM.

[applegrove]

9. We love you MFM!!!!

Look forward to your improved health and your bad ***** return.

[MiddleFingerMom]

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You, applegrove, are especially special to me.

[marzipanni]

11. Glad to hear you're getting the functions tuned up so you'll run better

I know you want to impress the nurses but, please- No need to tip your hat!

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. Just like hockey, that would be QUITE a hat trick... cosidering my 10-gal hat.

[pinboy3niner]

17. Which raises the question "Where DOES MFM hang his hat...

...and why does it have to be 10 gal?"

[LiberalEsto]

12. Just precisely how bad IS your ass?

[MiddleFingerMom]

16. Remember the song "Shaft"? Isaac Hayes would be sayin'...

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THAT's how bad is my ass now!!!
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[AnneD]

18. I am so glad...

your sufficiently tuned up. Really was concerned for you, and your immortal bad assness.

[LiberalEsto]

19. That's

TOO bad!!!!!!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

20. "shut yo mouth!"

And get back here!

Hmmmmm....if you're a badass, does that mean you can't lyao?

And there are philosphical questions to ponder. Like if you're a badass, does that assume that there are also goodasses?

And where is the line that divides the two hemispheres?
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[rurallib]

21. So glad to hear your on your way back

can't even think in snark right now.
Put your ass together and get back here.

[Demo_Chris]

22. Get better man. Seriously. nt

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

23. Good to have a toilet with wifi ...

... does it have cup-holders and an ashtray?

And what the heck is a "MiddleFingeMom"? Would you like to buy an "R"?

Series: welcome back.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. A+ regimen ... super good

[malthaussen]

25. Bad Ass Kicks Ass.

The old man with the scythe took one look at you and fled in fear.

-- Mal

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[bench scientist]

27. hoping for a speedy recovery!

Get better

[hermetic]

28. I was thinking

we should take up a collection and buy a get-well gift. I found this. Whaddya think?

[pinboy3niner]

30. Perfect!

[Demo_Chris]

29. For you my friend...