I have a great idea to make texting easier. Just type the first letter

[raccoon]

of the word.

For example:

MM@OG@6.


Lots quicker, huh?

If the meaning is not clear, you can read it below.



















Meet me at the Olive Garden at 6:00.

[BlueStreak]

1. R

That means ROTFLOL.

[Wounded Bear]

2. WTF?

That means WTF?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. BB

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Be breastfeeding.
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[Jenoch]

4. The biggest problem I have with that text is that

it appears you are going to actually go and eat at the Olive Garden.

[Ron Obvious]

5. ABYPB

And bring your Pit Bull.

[struggle4progress]

6. ITTIOOTMBIIHESHAD!

[raccoon]

7. What's the "M" for? nt

[struggle4progress]

8. most

[Boom Sound 416]

9. BUDWEISER

[lame54]

10. Why are we meeting at the Original Gangsters

[LWolf]

11. Great.

This is going to make deciphering my student's essays even harder, since they already think they are supposed to "text" them to me. Despite the number of times we've "talked" about it.

I don't text. Ever. My old-school fast, touch-typing fingers demand a standard and standard-sized keyboard. The tiny little thing that passes for a keyboard on my phone is so pathetic I can't even do a search or type in a phone number without my not-so large fingers hitting the wrong key. It really pisses me off when someone texts me, because then they expect me to text them back. Which I don't. I call them.

WTFSTMYIJCIYHSTS

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

12. NFW, nt