Tue Nov 26, 2013, 05:33 PM
BUTTERBALL IS RECALLING TURKEYS...
According to reports from around the country, the Butterball Turkey farm is recalling all turkeys dated after November 12, 2013 because some idiot forgot to butter the balls.
Yes folks, it's my one Thanksgiving Day joke, and it's a groaner, I know. 
Just one of the many services I provide to my friends here at DU. I'm here all week. 
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Author | Time | Post |
 BUTTERBALL IS RECALLING TURKEYS... (Original post) |
Callmecrazy | Nov 2013 | OP |
| benld74 | Nov 2013 | #1 | |
| lame54 | Nov 2013 | #2 | |
| pinboy3niner | Nov 2013 | #5 | |
| raptor_rider | Nov 2013 | #3 | |
| trof | Nov 2013 | #4 | |
| icymist | Nov 2013 | #6 | |
| davidpdx | Nov 2013 | #7 | |
| Angleae | Nov 2013 | #8 | |
| Gidney N Cloyd | Nov 2013 | #10 | |
| whistler162 | Nov 2013 | #9 | |
| In_The_Wind | Nov 2013 | #11 | |
| femmocrat | Nov 2014 | #12 |
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Tue Nov 26, 2013, 05:52 PM
1. I'm here all week, try the turkey!
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Tue Nov 26, 2013, 08:51 PM
trof (54,051 posts)
4. Heeere turkey, turkey, turkey.
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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Tue Nov 26, 2013, 11:23 PM
icymist (15,122 posts)
6. Oh well...
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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Wed Nov 27, 2013, 04:44 AM
7. I just buttered my balls
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Want to see?
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Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Wed Nov 27, 2013, 06:38 AM
8. No one can resist their buttery balls.
Response to Angleae (Reply #8)
Wed Nov 27, 2013, 11:34 AM
Gidney N Cloyd (18,980 posts)
10. Except people with dusty muffins...
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Wed Nov 27, 2013, 11:30 AM
whistler162 (11,155 posts)
9. Dang MfM is getting a free trip bck to the plant!
Response to Callmecrazy (Original post)
Wed Nov 27, 2013, 03:39 PM
11. Damn it!
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Now you tell me! 
I thought I was going to be home alone with DU for Thanksgiving. [img]  [/img]
But ... nooooo So grocery shopping on the day before a holiday wasn't as bad as I thought. I'm all set to truss my bird, shove a metal rod up it's butt and put it on the rotisserie tomorrow. Dinner for three. Buttered balls or not. 
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