Stop whatever you're doing and read this.

[WilliamPitt]

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/grump

Incredible.

[warrior1]

1. that was incredible

[In_The_Wind]

2. Sleep well.

[sarge43]

3. The difference between dogs, cats and parrots

Care for a dog and he thinks you're a god

Care for a cat and he knows he's a god

Care for a parrot and he will demand daily human sacrifices

[magical thyme]

4. I'm reading this with a citron-crested cockatoo on my shoulder

and a senegal parrot on top of my head.

The cockatoo, Miss Cody Carrottops, is capable of eating dried beans while they are still dried beans, by holding them in her beak and shaving off a thin layer at a time.

She tried this once on my thumb. You probably could hear my agonized screams clear across the country.