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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsSometimes I feel like screaming and punching people in the face.
Oh, not for any good reason or anything. I just like screaming and punching people in the face a lot.
Tobin S.
(10,418 posts)I could use your services.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)I'll bring my brass knuckles and a picture of W to get into the right mood.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)They're always fighting about tree branches and irrelevent shit....
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)but you are right about my enjoying you having to rake up my escaped leaves
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)So now i am in a classier neighborhood.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)seems to me that your leaving here just upped ours more than a smidgen, and dropped your new neighborhood into the dumpster category.
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)magical thyme
(14,881 posts)I'll take that as a compliment!
loli phabay
(5,580 posts)geardaddy
(24,926 posts)I feel the same way.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)I think I have a good idea on how we can settle who's going to be the president too.
hunter
(38,309 posts)I learned a lot from her bad example.
My mom learned that the physical violence part was bad but she's always had trouble with the cutting words. Don't be in the same car with her during an ordinary traffic stop. She does not "respect" certain authorities.
I learned to be amiable. The cops mostly took me home, not to the Police Station or Emergency Room.
Sigh. I'm only a quarter the hellcat my grandma was. The rest of me is friendly feral dog. Sitting in the animal shelter I'm easily bought.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)and strangle them with my bare hands, while screaming at the top of my lungs. Although wrapping the phone cord around their necks works too...
Can I be in the union?
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)I think we had more of a union that advocates senseless violence in mind.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)while you punch them out from the front. My violence would still be justified and just desserts, but I'd be aiding and abetting your violence, which still would be senseless.
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
magical thyme
(14,881 posts)just as soon as I finish my book, "How to get along with the jerks around you!"
Although the newsletter is mostly about justified violence, we consider all violence to be justified because people are all jerks just begging for it. From that perspective, even "senseless violence" is not senseless. I mean, maybe the jerk you want to punch out didn't do anything to *you* he probably did something to somebody that deserves a good screaming and punch out. So we do take a broad tent approach...
Ron Obvious
(6,261 posts)People who I think should be shot by Ron Obvious.