my neighbors across the street are idiots.

[magical thyme]

They are fighting over branches, trees, Christmas tree lights...you name it.

Heh! I have several large maples in my front yard that dropped a ton of leaves. I didn't bother to rake them up -- all it takes it one good alberta clipper, and both their front yards will be blanketed a couple inches deep. Maybe that'll shut them up for a while and hide the ugly giant paved driveways they both have in front of their houses.

[we can do it]

1. We have a true asshole 3 doors up the street.

He blew ALL of his leaves into the next door neighbors yard, patio, behind their bushes and up on their porch (they are out of town for the winter).

[magical thyme]

2. ooh, that really is nasty.

I used to rake up the leaves from my 2 maples, but after the neighbor across the street tried to turn my horses loose into the road, I stopped. I love those alberta clippers that send them over his way.

[we can do it]

3. I don't blame you a bit.

The way my house sits, all the assholes who don't bother leaves end up in my flower beds (even though they all pay for lawn service all summer).

[trof]

4. MULCH!

One will thank you.
The other not so much.

[magical thyme]

5. Hah! Neither is smart enough to appreciate my gift...

they're out their raking like crazy and screaming at each other! Makes my day

[loli phabay]

6. really, you complained when i deposited all that poop on your lawn from my party

And walking trevor the neighborhood furry.

[magical thyme]

7. furry poop does not make good compost.

It ranks lower than dog and cat poop, and even lower than human poop, all of which contain dangerous pathogens.

Besides I have plenty of horse poop, which makes good compost and has the fragrance of heaven to boot.

[loli phabay]

8. if they are vegan and only eat certified broccoli from non factory farms and have lived free range

Then their poop is nectar.

[magical thyme]

9. and if they live on chicken mcnuggets and cheetos

which is probably what you feed your poor pathetic furry, then their poop is noxious.

[loli phabay]

10. oh he is not my furry he belongs to the idiot with the crappy garden next to the guy with the lawn

[magical thyme]

11. sorry...I'm having a hard time keeping track of all the losers in my neighborhood

they all freakin' look alike to me...

[hunter]

12. My most idiot neighbor was very drunk and fell through the window and landed in my bed.

I was sleeping. I did not want his company. Broken glass everywhere.

I've been wary of apartment living ever since, especially floor plans where this sort of thing can happen.

[magical thyme]

13. I had a registered sex offender upstairs neighbor

who wanted to share my bed. He and his gang of thugs harassed me for 3 years, 24x7. The police told me they had a file an inch thick and a mile long on him, that they couldn't protect me so I needed to get out of town.

I was never thrilled about apartment or condo living. My escape from that hell ended any interest in ever living near other people again...

[hunter]

14. Awful.

I retreated to living in my car in a church parking lot for much less than that.

What's wrong with the U.S.A. that everyone can't enjoy a safe place to live for the simple reason they are human beings???