My next door neighbors are great.
He mows my lawn, paints the run down siding on my house, shovels the snow on my part of the sidewalk, plays catch with my son.
She cooks nutritious meals for my children, pulls all of the big weeds in my shitty-looking flower beds (and occasionally plants flowers), consoles my always-crying wife.
What's wrong with you people that you can't get along with your neighbors. I don't want to be harsh, but maybe it's not them; maybe it's you.
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Him and his wife are annoying busy bodies. He's a bully and I told him to fuck off to his face. Every time I see that stupid, shit-eating look on his face when he walks by, my soul dies a little. He's also a mega-weirdo that stares at me all of the time. I'm convinced that he might be a serial killer.
Needless to say, I wouldn't want any nutritious meals from him for obvious reasons. Every avoided interaction with him lessens the chance of ending up dead in a ditch somewhere. 
My other neighbors are cool.
