About a month ago my neighbor called the police on me.

[Kaleva]

We were out in the street, face to face, calling each other every name in the book. If we would have had guns, we probably would have shot it out right then and there.

[diabeticman]

1. why?

[Kaleva]

2. A dog issue that escalated.

[loli phabay]

5. was the ahem dog called trevor.

[magical thyme]

3. are you sure it was a dog and not a furry?

Because one of my loser neighbors has a furry that runs around pooping everywhere...

[Kaleva]

4. He's been captured

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/I+blame+furries_47ed43_4671004.jpg

[magical thyme]

6. dayum. if the sex offender that harassed me out of my condo

had looked like that, I would have invited him into my bed!

[Kaleva]

7. He is cute. But a violent escapee from a mental health facility?

[magical thyme]

8. my kinda guy....

maybe I can get him into the union

[Kaleva]

9. Union? What kind of union would that be?

[magical thyme]

10. the union formed by Ron Obvious, downthread

for people who want to scream and punch people for no reason.

[Kaleva]

11. Damn! I should have known that as it was obvious!