I Wonder How Many Ladies Are Waiting In Line To Take This Guy Up On His Offer!?

[LeftofObama]

I came across this ad in Craigslist in Ft. Myers, Florida. I bolded the creepy parts in case you don't want to read the whole thing:

http://fortmyers.craigslist.org/lee/roo/4187476527.html



Hey there

I'm offering a unfurnished bedroom with utilities included to a single woman for no charge.

I am a 38 year old single white guy, and I live in a 3 bedroom 2 bath pool home.

I'm going to avoid going into detail about what I'm looking for in return, because I don't want to break the "terms of use"... But I can say, I'm not looking for cooking or cleaning.

I'm a normal guy, from New England, invested in a home here, don't really know anyone and don't get out much... I'm more of a homebody and not really looking to "date" anyone... I enjoy the single life, but some parts of that can be lonely.

I am a fat guy, so if that is a turn off, I totally understand... It's not a very attractive quality in a person... But it is what it is, so I make the best of it.

I'll put a link to a map so you can see the neighborhood... We're a ways out there, and there's no public transportation here... So it might be best if you have a car... Otherwise, I can take you shopping with me when I go out.

I don't smoke, no drugs, drink on occasion and have no criminal record.

I would like to find someone who is friendly and takes pride in their home... I'm open to age, as long as you're mature... And looks don't mean much to me, it's all about the personality

So if you're single and looking for a place to call home, whether it's for a few weeks, a few months or longer, email me something about yourself and your situation and we'll talk (snowbirds are always welcome)... I get horrible cell reception at home, so I'd like to keep this through email for now... Thanks

This is a perfect opportunity to get caught up on some old debt, get ahead, or just to take some time off and sort things out.

Oh... Could you do me a favor and change the subject line to your favorite color, so I can weed out the spam... Thanks

I look forward to reading your replies

Take care...

[loli phabay]

1. i am pretty sure there will be some takers out there.

[leftyohiolib]

2. there were women trying to date the menedez brother while they were on trial

so there are apparently lots of dumb women out there willing to do really stupid things.

[Wounded Bear]

3. I've been looking for a room lately....and, no I'm not going there. :)

But I've seen a few ads like those. Basically a live free for "favors" kind of deal.

[In_The_Wind]

4. My favorite color is green.

Love the location. But. No thanks.

[blueamy66]

5. Sounds like a "win win" situation

for two consenting adults

[mythology]

6. The things I hear from women about the ways guys try to hit on them

really kind of makes me glad I'm a guy. I've had some weird women try to hit on me, but nothing like this.

Hopefully he stays out of the gene pool.

[libodem]

7. Uh, where do I sign up?

Hope I get there first. No sloppy seconds for me. Fat guy. No problem. Homely. Who cares. Zero charisma. Woo Hoo. He can shut up and take his pants off. Seems like he's only good for one thing. He better be hung and have phenomenal stamina. Yeah, Viagra. So one can be sure that the erection was produced by nothing romantic or loving or having to do with the partner. Purely self serving. Yep, that makes a gal willing to put out .

Boy howdy, take it out in trade. Rent for meaningless sex. No love. No committment. Wonder if I'm just gunna lay there and file my nails until he's done? No emotional connecton. That has to be so empty and hollow. How pleasant. This guy has figured out how to get fucked. How nice for everyone.

[Initech]

8. That sounds like a horror movie waiting to happen!