MFM update:

[MiddleFingerMom]

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I've gone from not knowing where I was to walking short distances by myself so they're releasing me
from the ICU today WOOHOO!!!
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I'm going to a skilled nursing care center -- it's a cardiac rehab center with a higher level of medical
care -- and the nurses are all small French skiing gymnasts with complete alopecia below the neck
(thanks Tim Michner
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They are also highly trained in the ancient arts of tagteam bedbaths.
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Uh-huh uh-huh! BAFIMFM -- It's your birthday - It's your birthday!!!
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My life is good and getting better, my friends.
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My life is awfully fucking good. How 'bout you?
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Your Working Boy,
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The BAFIMFM

[taterguy]

1. I've been better

I've also been worse

[antiquie]

2. Small bald French skiing gymnasts ...

Is this another porn thread?


Very good you are on the mend.

[In_The_Wind]

3. Thanks for the update.

[TexasTowelie]

4. Well in that case

do you wanna get high?

It's good to hear that you're being released from ICU. And of course we expect you to post photos of those fantastic young nurses administering the TTBBs.


Meanwhile, I'm trying to determine how many extra layers of clothes I will need to wear so I don't feel like I'm freezing.

[panader0]

5. Your care center--could it be Villa Maria?

If so, my brother is in there, and I need to go see him soon, (I'm in Sierra Vista). Maybe I'll look in on you. Get well, and stay out of the hospital!

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Nah, different one or that would've been great!!!

[femmocrat]

6. Glad to hear you are getting sprung, MFM.

Hope you get all fixed up at rehab. Keep us posted, OK?

[annabanana]

7. WOOHOO indeed!

Love to hear you all full of piss & vinegar!

[elleng]

9. VERY happy you'll receive care @

a cardiac rehab center with a higher level of medical
care. About time, imo.

[LiberalEsto]

10. WAIT a minnit! It's YOUR Birthday, MFM?

If it is, then

Happy
F*cking
Birthday
MFM!!!

Party!
Who's with me?

[applegrove]

11. A relief to one and all. Hope you are sprung by the holidays.

[MiddleFingerMom]

21. update by me and/or kali soon

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[GoCubsGo]

12. Yay!! Excellent news!!

Hope all those TTBBs are rehabilitative, and that they keep you out of the hospital for a good long time afterwards.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My dear MiddleFingerMom!

That is wonderful news!

Have fun and may your convalescence be thorough and long-lasting!

[Kali]

14. when, what?

where?

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. PM's

[Incitatus]

15. Kickass

Just curious, what kind of painkillers do are they giving you, if any?

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. They were giving me morphine & Demerol, but they reacted badly with something else; down to Tylenol

[Demo_Chris]

16. Best news I have had all day!

[trueblue2007]

19. get well soon

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. How sad is it that I know what alopecia is.

Good to see you, MFM.

Is it your B'day or am I misunderstanding?

Bad Ass Fucking Immortal Middle Finger Mom.

and who is Tim Michner?

[MiddleFingerMom]

22. teasing about the birthday

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Genius >>>:

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[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. haha. that was great. thanks for it.

suffering from neck down alopecia. yep. Genius. Bell Curve and all.

[malthaussen]

24. Let's hope the cure doesn't kill ya, then.

French skiing gymnasts, hmmm....

-- Mal