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World's Biggest Fart (Original Post) B Calm Dec 2013 OP
Jesus Christ haha lol... Locut0s Dec 2013 #1
That fart had lumps in it! Wounded Bear Dec 2013 #2
That settles it! No matter how cute their horn is, I'm not bring one home as a pet. In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #3
Good choice. They're meaner than two-headed crocodiles jmowreader Dec 2013 #4
I guess dealing with meanness is part of the path I must follow. In_The_Wind Dec 2013 #7
Two headed crocodiles are kinda cute, though jmowreader Dec 2013 #11
Is that a fart? Initech Dec 2013 #5
That looked like a tail propeller. Baitball Blogger Dec 2013 #6
That wasn't a fart - it was a SHART!! LynneSin Dec 2013 #8
Meh. Kali's family is completely against cow-tipping... MiddleFingerMom Dec 2013 #9
oh feel the jealousy here... Kali Dec 2013 #13
That sounded like a chainsaw. n/t Tom_Foolery Dec 2013 #10
Excellent. ElboRuum Dec 2013 #12

jmowreader

(53,183 posts)
4. Good choice. They're meaner than two-headed crocodiles
Sat Dec 7, 2013, 03:21 PM
Dec 2013

And big enough to cause significant damage.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
7. I guess dealing with meanness is part of the path I must follow.
Sat Dec 7, 2013, 05:29 PM
Dec 2013

I rescued a cockatoo from a bird_only pet store. Gave her a good home, the best food, kind attention ... and she still bit through my fingernail into the nail bed below ... as I was offering her a treat to eat.

I'll pass on the croc also.

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)
9. Meh. Kali's family is completely against cow-tipping...
Sat Dec 7, 2013, 05:45 PM
Dec 2013

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... but after pinto bean supper night (6-1/2 nights a week), they KNOW they could
tip that hippo without laying a single hand on him/her.
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A hippo-fart being the world's greatest fart? Kali's family knows that's just sheer hippo-crisy.
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P.S. They also have the world's most unique barbershop quartet (on post pinto bean nights).
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