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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsLet's hear some dumb polish jokes
Inspired by a Lounge thread inspired by a GD thread.
If these jokes aren't dumb, I'd like to know what is:[hr]
Q. Why did the highly motivated shoeshine guy only polish shoes with laces?
A. Because he hated loafers.
Q. There was a polisher who liked to work in the nude.
[font color="white"]xxx[/font]In which part of the process did he did he get his best results?[/font]
A. In the buff.
Q. How did the polisher react to the bronze statue of the incredibly handsome man?
A. She took a shine to him.
Q. When did they last polish the Lincoln Memorial?
A. Four scour and seven years ago.
Q. Why was the sarcastic polisher fired from her job?
A. Because she was deemed too abrasive.
Q. When is it best to use tiger blood as a polish?
A. When you want to bring up a dull Sheen.
Feel free to contribute! It's comedy gold, I tell ya!
Ptah
(33,037 posts)Orrex
(63,224 posts)krispos42
(49,445 posts)...that "Polish" and "polish" were spelled the same.
Of course, I'm also the guy that didn't realize that "Beatle" and "Beetle" were spelled differently until about 3 years ago.
Interestingly enough, in context I always spelled "Beatle" or "Beetle" correctly.
Arugula Latte
(50,566 posts)BobUp
(347 posts)or some dumb Mexican jokes
or some dumb Jewish jokes
or some dumb Afro-American jokes
or some dumb German jokes
or some dumb Irish jokes
or some dumb Italian jokes
or some dumb fat people jokes
or some dumb women jokes
or some dumb white boy jokes
and on and on.
Response to BobUp (Reply #4)
Orrex This message was self-deleted by its author.
or some dumb Mexican jokes
or some dumb Jewish jokes
or some dumb Afro-American jokes
or some dumb German jokes
or some dumb Irish jokes
or some dumb Italian jokes
or some dumb fat people jokes
or some dumb women jokes
or some dumb white boy jokes
and on and on.
Really?
IntravenousDemilo
(5,431 posts)Must've strayed into the Lounge from GD.
orleans
(34,073 posts)for making jokes about polish.
BobUp
(347 posts)the OP is was on a Polish/Pollack kick today.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018553777
The purpose of these is unclear at this point in time.
orleans
(34,073 posts)from the same Original Poster, for what? to troll?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018553777
pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)Orrex
(63,224 posts)Welcome to DU and to the Lounge. This subforum is for sillyness and feel-good stuff. Please feel free to hang out and read, get a feel for things. If something really offends you go ahead and say something, or alert if it is really bad. But please, spend a little time learning what the place is about before jumping to conclusions.
Orrex is no troll - he is one of the funniest posters on this site, but you have to pay attention to catch the joke. Join in and have a laugh, sometimes the funniest shit is our own doofusness. If you can laugh at yourself, you may make a good Lounger. If a wide variety of humor is not your thing, I suggest sticking with General Discussion. It tends to be less humor intensive.
Ptah
(33,037 posts)antiquie
(4,299 posts)The OP went waaaaaaaaaaaay above your head, didn't it?
Or you just didn't bother to read it and instead post a knee-jerk reaction.
I'm betting the latter.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)jakeXT
(10,575 posts)leftyohiolib
(5,917 posts)being polish and all