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HarveyDarkey

(9,077 posts) Thu Jan 16, 2014, 12:46 AM Jan 2014

Your Name Was Already Taken on Christian Mingle

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Your Name Was Already Taken on Christian Mingle (Original Post) HarveyDarkey Jan 2014 OP

IBTL In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #1

Sorry. Had to 'rec'. Aristus Jan 2014 #2

! In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #3

Ow! Ow! Ow! Aristus Jan 2014 #4

Last time In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #6

Wrong kind of spanking... Aristus Jan 2014 #7

geesh! hibbing Jan 2014 #5

When my credit card was stolen, yortsed snacilbuper Jan 2014 #8

I forwarded this post raven mad Jan 2014 #9

Anyone who likes this is gonna burn for eternity. n/t cynatnite Jan 2014 #10

Worth it. Fearless Jan 2014 #13

Absolutely. nolabear Jan 2014 #23

So what ... Most of us are burning already, so what the Hell (pun intended). Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #19

Do you mean "Chrish 'n' Mingle?' dchill Jan 2014 #11

I wonder if TheBishop'sBoy or ThePopeSnortsCocaine are taken? NBachers Jan 2014 #12

ROFLLLLL!!!! BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2014 #14

... Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2014 #15

Why are you hatin' on Christian Mingle? KamaAina Jan 2014 #16

That would make so many heads explode... awoke_in_2003 Jan 2014 #20

Comedy gold! Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #17

Oh man, look at some of these -- pure genius! Arugula Latte Jan 2014 #18

Hung_Like_Jesus... awoke_in_2003 Jan 2014 #21

All of you are headed straight to that place you get to in a handbasket. Marie Marie Jan 2014 #22

Best laugh of the day! Quantess Jan 2014 #24

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

1. IBTL

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 12:53 AM

Jan 2014

Aristus

(72,525 posts)

2. Sorry. Had to 'rec'.

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 12:55 AM

Jan 2014

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

3. !

Reply to Aristus (Reply #2)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 01:01 AM

Jan 2014

OMG!

You are so bad!

Aristus

(72,525 posts)

4. Ow! Ow! Ow!

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #3)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 01:06 AM

Jan 2014

Do it again...

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

6. Last time

Reply to Aristus (Reply #4)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 01:19 AM

Jan 2014

He was sorry he ask ... can I have another, please.

Aristus

(72,525 posts)

7. Wrong kind of spanking...

Reply to In_The_Wind (Reply #6)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 01:21 AM

Jan 2014

I don't have enough tiger blood to survive a Charlie Sheen-roll...

hibbing

(10,609 posts)

5. geesh!

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 01:10 AM

Jan 2014

Hehehe, those are funny.

yortsed snacilbuper

(7,947 posts)

8. When my credit card was stolen,

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 01:36 AM

Jan 2014

one of the things the thief bought was a membership in christian singles!

When the credit card company was investigating all the purchases, I explained I was an Atheist.

raven mad

(4,940 posts)

9. I forwarded this post

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 02:48 AM

Jan 2014

to 'bout 180 folks. My AM email will overfloweth with ROFLS!

Thank you, HarveyDarkey. Still giggling........

cynatnite

(31,011 posts)

10. Anyone who likes this is gonna burn for eternity. n/t

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 03:10 AM

Jan 2014

Fearless

(18,458 posts)

13. Worth it.

Reply to cynatnite (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 04:19 AM

Jan 2014

nolabear

(43,850 posts)

23. Absolutely.

Reply to Fearless (Reply #13)

Fri Jan 17, 2014, 12:56 AM

Jan 2014

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

19. So what ... Most of us are burning already, so what the Hell (pun intended).

Reply to cynatnite (Reply #10)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 09:12 PM

Jan 2014

dchill

(42,660 posts)

11. Do you mean "Chrish 'n' Mingle?'

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 03:41 AM

Jan 2014

Their voiceover peeps can't even correctly pronounce what is theoretically their religion. I gag.

But this stuff is FUNNY!

NBachers

(19,575 posts)

12. I wonder if TheBishop'sBoy or ThePopeSnortsCocaine are taken?

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 03:42 AM

Jan 2014

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

14. ROFLLLLL!!!!

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 03:05 PM

Jan 2014

And I had given up on dating sites....

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,198 posts)

15. ...

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 03:25 PM

Jan 2014

KamaAina

(78,249 posts)

16. Why are you hatin' on Christian Mingle?

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 08:30 PM

Jan 2014

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

20. That would make so many heads explode...

Reply to KamaAina (Reply #16)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 09:27 PM

Jan 2014

I love it.

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

17. Comedy gold!

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 09:04 PM

Jan 2014

Hmmm ... How about a more subtle one like "ItIsRisen"

BibleHumper?

Catejism?

Arugula Latte

(50,566 posts)

18. Oh man, look at some of these -- pure genius!

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #17)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 09:08 PM

Jan 2014

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1fc717/if_you_made_a_christian_mingle_name_what_would_it/

awoke_in_2003

(34,582 posts)

21. Hung_Like_Jesus...

Reply to Arugula Latte (Reply #18)

Thu Jan 16, 2014, 09:34 PM

Jan 2014

Now I have the (very politically incorrect) song My Dick stuck in my head.

Marie Marie

(11,524 posts)

22. All of you are headed straight to that place you get to in a handbasket.

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Fri Jan 17, 2014, 12:48 AM

Jan 2014

Now stop and let me catch my breath.

Quantess

(27,630 posts)

24. Best laugh of the day!

Reply to HarveyDarkey (Original post)

Sat Jan 18, 2014, 07:35 PM

Jan 2014

Thanks.

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