Need some personal advice

[taterguy]

An elevator is trying to bring me down.

What should I do?

[antiquie]

1. get in

[Lady Freedom Returns]

2. Hang with the Stairs!

They will let you be you!

[blogslut]

3. Start jumping

50/50 chance you'll be "up" when you get there.

[magical thyme]

4. the best defense is a good offense...

try pushing its buttons.

[In_The_Wind]

5. Go with it.

Enjoy the ride.

[Paulie]

6. Take the blue pill

[warrprayer]

7. play this song

... instead of listening to damn elevator music!!

[Art_from_Ark]

23. And here, I was going to suggest this song

[warrprayer]

25. or this

[LumosMaxima]

8. Go crazy. nt

[mythology]

9. Take the stairs

We all need the exercise.

[taterguy]

18. After what happened to Stieg Larson?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

[siligut]

10. Request a do-over

It seems you found yourself on a depressor as opposed to an elevator which is what you desired.

[Paulie]

11. African or European elevator?

Do you weigh the same as a coconut with husk, or a duck?

[taterguy]

16. I don;'t know

[Paulie]

17. Maybe this will help answer

[kwassa]

12. Put lots of helium balloons inside the elevator.

This will solve your problem.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. I don't always follow the advice of David Lee Roth but, if I did

now would be one of those times ...

[IGoToDU]

14. Look for the purple banana

Till they put you in the truck.

[SkatmanRoth]

15. Just roll with it taterguy

Once you hit rock bottom, all the elevators will be going up.

[Fla Dem]

19. Once you hit bottom, just ride that elevator up as high as you can , then get off. nt

[Boom Sound 416]

20. You're probably going to L for this joke

[davidpdx]

21. Take the long road home

[pinboy3niner]

22. No sympathy here. You shoulda known better than to go with an elevator built by...

...Otis.

[warrprayer]

24. thread winner n/t