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taterguy

(29,582 posts) Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:32 PM Jan 2014

Need some personal advice

An elevator is trying to bring me down.

What should I do?

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Need some personal advice (Original Post) taterguy Jan 2014 OP

get in antiquie Jan 2014 #1

Hang with the Stairs! Lady Freedom Returns Jan 2014 #2

Start jumping blogslut Jan 2014 #3

the best defense is a good offense... magical thyme Jan 2014 #4

Go with it. In_The_Wind Jan 2014 #5

Take the blue pill Paulie Jan 2014 #6

play this song warrprayer Jan 2014 #7

And here, I was going to suggest this song Art_from_Ark Jan 2014 #23

or this warrprayer Jan 2014 #25

Go crazy. nt LumosMaxima Jan 2014 #8

Take the stairs mythology Jan 2014 #9

After what happened to Stieg Larson? taterguy Jan 2014 #18

Request a do-over siligut Jan 2014 #10

African or European elevator? Paulie Jan 2014 #11

I don;'t know taterguy Jan 2014 #16

Maybe this will help answer Paulie Jan 2014 #17

Put lots of helium balloons inside the elevator. kwassa Jan 2014 #12

I don't always follow the advice of David Lee Roth but, if I did Tuesday Afternoon Jan 2014 #13

Look for the purple banana IGoToDU Jan 2014 #14

Just roll with it taterguy SkatmanRoth Jan 2014 #15

Once you hit bottom, just ride that elevator up as high as you can , then get off. nt Fla Dem Jan 2014 #19

You're probably going to L for this joke Boom Sound 416 Jan 2014 #20

Take the long road home davidpdx Jan 2014 #21

No sympathy here. You shoulda known better than to go with an elevator built by... pinboy3niner Jan 2014 #22

thread winner n/t warrprayer Jan 2014 #24

antiquie

(4,299 posts)

1. get in

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:36 PM

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Lady Freedom Returns

(14,198 posts)

2. Hang with the Stairs!

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:41 PM

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They will let you be you!

blogslut

(39,219 posts)

3. Start jumping

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:42 PM

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50/50 chance you'll be "up" when you get there.

magical thyme

(14,881 posts)

4. the best defense is a good offense...

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:42 PM

Jan 2014

try pushing its buttons.

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)

5. Go with it.

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:47 PM

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Enjoy the ride.

Paulie

(8,464 posts)

6. Take the blue pill

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 06:50 PM

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warrprayer

(4,734 posts)

7. play this song

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 07:18 PM

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... instead of listening to damn elevator music!!

Art_from_Ark

(27,247 posts)

23. And here, I was going to suggest this song

Reply to warrprayer (Reply #7)

Fri Jan 24, 2014, 08:49 AM

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warrprayer

(4,734 posts)

25. or this

Reply to Art_from_Ark (Reply #23)

Tue Jan 28, 2014, 06:01 PM

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LumosMaxima

(585 posts)

8. Go crazy. nt

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 08:11 PM

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mythology

(9,527 posts)

9. Take the stairs

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 10:55 PM

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We all need the exercise.

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

18. After what happened to Stieg Larson?

Reply to mythology (Reply #9)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 06:15 PM

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Are you out of your fucking mind?

siligut

(12,272 posts)

10. Request a do-over

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Wed Jan 22, 2014, 11:20 PM

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It seems you found yourself on a depressor as opposed to an elevator which is what you desired.

Paulie

(8,464 posts)

11. African or European elevator?

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 12:29 AM

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Do you weigh the same as a coconut with husk, or a duck?

taterguy

(29,582 posts)

16. I don;'t know

Reply to Paulie (Reply #11)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 07:31 AM

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Paulie

(8,464 posts)

17. Maybe this will help answer

Reply to taterguy (Reply #16)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 08:11 AM

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kwassa

(23,340 posts)

12. Put lots of helium balloons inside the elevator.

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 12:36 AM

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This will solve your problem.

Tuesday Afternoon

(56,912 posts)

13. I don't always follow the advice of David Lee Roth but, if I did

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 12:55 AM

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now would be one of those times ...

IGoToDU

(208 posts)

14. Look for the purple banana

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 05:32 AM

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Till they put you in the truck.

SkatmanRoth

(843 posts)

15. Just roll with it taterguy

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 07:05 AM

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Once you hit rock bottom, all the elevators will be going up.

Fla Dem

(27,772 posts)

19. Once you hit bottom, just ride that elevator up as high as you can , then get off. nt

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 06:35 PM

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Boom Sound 416

(4,185 posts)

20. You're probably going to L for this joke

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Thu Jan 23, 2014, 07:51 PM

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davidpdx

(22,000 posts)

21. Take the long road home

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Jan 24, 2014, 08:02 AM

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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

22. No sympathy here. You shoulda known better than to go with an elevator built by...

Reply to taterguy (Original post)

Fri Jan 24, 2014, 08:28 AM

Jan 2014

...Otis.

warrprayer

(4,734 posts)

24. thread winner n/t

Reply to pinboy3niner (Reply #22)

Tue Jan 28, 2014, 06:01 PM

Jan 2014

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