Brit gets frostbite from sex with snowman

[LiberalEsto]

More at link: http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/british-people-who-need-to-stop

[Aristus]

1. I would have thought that shrinkage would have set in long before frostbite.

I've heard of getting one's dick wet, but seriously...

[rug]

2. Christmas Story - The Sequel.

[chknltl]

3. Snowman rapes innocent drunk?

"I wuz mindin' me own bizness yer honor when all of a suddens-like this shady lookin' snowman came up to me and asked me if I believe in the Here-After. I told him "Course I believes in the Here-After!" Imagine my surprise when that snowman says: "Then you can guess what I'm here after", and he DIDN'T go after me wallet!"

[KamaAina]

4. Frosty the Snowman had a very shiny ________

[Walk away]

18. And if you ever saw it...you could even say it GLOWS!

[KamaAina]

19. DUzy!!

[hibbing]

5. How do you tell a snowman from a snowwoman?

[LiberalEsto]

6. Don't know, but I suspect the drunk called her "frigid."

[chknltl]

8. You count their fingers and toes. nt

[hibbing]

12. snowballs....ba da ding

[sakabatou]

7. Possible Darwin Award runner-up?

Remember, you don't need to die to get one.

[lastlib]

10. Honorable Mention Darwin?

(I guess if you lose Peedro, you're pretty much out of the gene pool for the future.....)

[sakabatou]

11. Or that. I forget what it's called

[dawg]

9. Damn.

That's cold.

[NightWatcher]

13. I really want to make a joke about my exwife

Something like .... at least I stopped before frostbite set in.

[Mnpaul]

14. Read the whole story at the link

This guy is a regular visitor to the E.R.

"Occasionally he'll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him"

[LiberalEsto]

15. Yep. One of these days he's going to do something really stupid.

[AnneD]

23. You would have thought..

he would have telescoped before frost bite. Maybe the Nation Health trust could get him a blowup doll or pay for a sex worker as a preventitive.

[progressoid]

16. Be honest. Who hasn't done this?

[struggle4progress]

17. Really! And the story makes it sound like it's HIS fault!

[pinboy3niner]

20. Gives a whole new depth to 'cold comfort'

[The Second Stone]

21. It was Prince Phillip

and the Queen was misreported as a Snow"man"

[Arugula Latte]

22. Snowman: "Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"