Seriously - why can't I have a pet DUer ?

[In_The_Wind]

[Aristus]

1. You CAN!

[In_The_Wind]

3. C'ere

my pet

How is your day going?

[Aristus]

5. Going well.

Would you like me to fetch your slippers? Sit in your lap? Obey your every command?

[In_The_Wind]

7. Yes

Only it might be more comfortable if I sit in your lap. Is that ok with you?

The slippers are pink and fuzzy.
I brought 'em home from the months I lived in Texas.

Oh and, please make a fresh pot of Kona Coffee.

[Aristus]

12. Your wish is my command.

(And your command is my wish... )

[Xyzse]

2. But I thought you considered most of us as your pets...

I guess I thought wrong...

((Should I act out a pout or something?))

[In_The_Wind]

4. *giggle*

I really, really do.

((But you can pout if you want to. I haven't seen a good one of those in a long time.))

[Xyzse]

9. I can't pull off a pout any way... So it is all good.

[Callmecrazy]

27. I'll give you a pout! How's this'n...

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Best I could do on short notice.

[In_The_Wind]

28. I would give that pout ...

a big old hug and a kiss to turn the frown upside down.

Smile!

[malthaussen]

6. I thought you'd never ask!

[In_The_Wind]

8. Well, now that we have that settled.

I'm gonna enjoy having DUers as pets.

Y'all play nicely together. Ya hear?

[LiberalEsto]

10. You probably can if you can catch one

but watch out for the ones in GD -- some of them bite.

[In_The_Wind]

11. With TLC ... even the angry ones can become nice.

[LynneSin]

13. You could but they'll cost a fortune to kept them fed and...

they'll shit somewhere they weren't suppose to go!

[In_The_Wind]

14. I can feed 'em.

If they can't (or won't be) toilet trained or wear depends (they live in the yard).

Thanks for the tips re: keeping DUers in my home.

[antiquie]

15. You are wonderful to all your pets, so I want to be one, but

SNOW

[In_The_Wind]

16. Yeah. I know. Snow Sucks!

I'm expecting DUers this summer. Mebbe that's the time for you to be here too.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

17. I have a collar and a leash

but if you take me for a walk, I must warn you that I like to mark my territory at every bush and tree so you have to be patient.

[In_The_Wind]

20. Obviously, I do have a great deal of patience.

There is another DUer who likes to mark his territory. Although I doubt if he would agree to wearing a leash. Some DUers want their freedom no matter the cost.

A leash. hmmm

[femmocrat]

18. Just don't feed them after midnight!

Who knows what could happen!!

[In_The_Wind]

21. Right! I'll file that info under Care & Feeding.

Right next to Cooking and Baking.

[tavernier]

19. I'm a Scorpio

but I'm loyal and I'll protect you!

Oops .. Damn stinger; didn't mean to do that! (Want a band-aid?)

[In_The_Wind]

22. Great! It seems as if I need protecting.

Nah. I tough it out without the band-aid.

[LeftofObama]

23. Can I sleep at the foot of the bed?

[In_The_Wind]

25. Of coarse you can. It's very soft.

I need a foot stool to get in bed so be careful, don't fall off.
BTW: the passenger side of my bed is usually empty, there's no need to stay at the foot.

[bluesbassman]

24. Well there's this reason for one...

[In_The_Wind]

26. I seem to collect/attract strays.

Just a fyi ... my ex boyfriend (from college) was in one of their videos of this song.

[madinmaryland]

29. They used to lock sex threads in DU2...

[In_The_Wind]

30. Who said anything about SEX ?

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[MrScorpio]

31. Which one? nt

[In_The_Wind]

32. One ...

with some good hearted mileage.

who has experiences to share through the cold winter months.
with a personality to match SKP's avatar: [img][/img]