America wants Justin Bieber Deported! So how should it be done?

[wocaonimabi]

We get a really big dude, like football player big, who gets to do the deporting. The Deporter and Deportee (Bieber) go up to the border, then the Deporter grabs the Deportee by his collar and belt and then throws him across the border and shouts don't ever come back! Like when a bouncer throws a drunk out of the bar.

Of course this is shown all over the internet and TV live.

Another idea is the Government contracts with Acme Products and builds a giant sling shot to launch him back to Canada.

[In_The_Wind]

1. Welcome to DU ~ wocaonimabi

I'd pay a nickle to watch the Bouncer scenario.

[jakeXT]

2. The US lost the Bieber Cup, so no deporting. /nt

[Chan790]

3. Nah, the petition pre-dates any unofficial bet on a hockey game.

The President and PM didn't say "Loser keeps the Beibs", some retailer did as a sight-gag on their lightbox sign.

Personally, I'd prefer to exile him to the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

[pipi_k]

4. Wait a minute...

Why would we want to do this...

Another idea is the Government contracts with Acme Products and builds a giant sling shot to launch him back to Canada.

Do you realize this action could cause an international incident? Canada could see it as an act of war...

Canadians would line up all along the borders and fire back at us...

Big scary Molson beer and Canadian bacon missiles!!



ummm....er...

never mind

[mythology]

5. Aren't they still considering volunteers for the mission to Mars?

Although I suppose sending somebody so intellectually deficient on a science mission would be a mistake.

[Moondog]

6. Trebuchet.