I had a bizarre dream about bacon last night.

[Yavin4]

I was riding the buses in San Francisco, and people were paying their fares with slices of bacon. And I thought to myself, "well, that's not fair to Jewish or Islamic people". Then, I thought, "well maybe they pay with turkey bacon".

I then thought, what is the Muni system going to do with all that bacon?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The drivers will eat it, of course; but there will soon be a need for new drivers

after the current ones fall over dead from cardiac arrest.

[pinboy3niner]

2. Sounds like the Muni directors made a rasher decision