No coke! Pepsi!

[Brigid]

For no particular reason, other than it's one of the funniest SNL skits ever:

[Paulie]

1. It's not a skit. It's real life

Every time I went the dude would order me a triiiiiipple cheezeberger.

[Brigid]

2. You've been to the Billy Goat Tavern?

Mike Royko used to talk about it. I think that's where SNL got this idea.

[Paulie]

3. Oh yes. Two locations.

One under michigan ave near the wriggley building and another topside in the loop.

Not bad food.

[Brigid]

4. Do they serve chiiips and Pepsi?

[Paulie]

5. Don't remember

I only got the cheeseburgers.