Let's see who comes up with the best explanation for the missing Malaysian jet

[LiberalEsto]

Last edited Fri Mar 14, 2014, 08:58 PM - Edit history (1)

I've already said it was the Borg, using a tractor beam, looking to assimilate humans.

Your turn

Hint: It was NOT Col. Mustard in the Library...

[rug]

1. Singapore got tired of Malaysia's shit.

[Skittles]

8. everyone is

and the loved ones of the passengers? This is pure torture for them.

[EvilAL]

2. It can't be a coincidence

that 'Slain Maya' is a compound word anagram of 'Malaysian"

[LiberalEsto]

4. OMG you're right!

This explains a LOT

[In_The_Wind]

3. . . . ~

[Ptah]

5. I make this look good

[kwassa]

6. Seriously, a high-jacking gone wrong.

Someone took over the plane who didn't know where they were going and flew until the plane ran out of gas.

[840high]

14. ...^ that

[Crabby Appleton]

7. Passengers took a vote

to divert to Austin for SXSW.

[Avalux]

9. New reality series. The disappearance was the promo.

They are all on a deserted island waiting for the cameras to roll.

[Kaleva]

10. The plane was hijacked by the Underpants Gnomes

Step 1. Hijack plane.

Step 2. ?

Step 3. PROFIT

[ashling]

11. It is so obvious

[Sissyk]

13. That dude?

I have been sick with a cough due to cold, lol, so watched Aliens on History the other night.

Know what he said? That hair dude up there?

He said:

"Noah's Ark.......was a DNA Bank!"

[Brigid]

29. I saw that.

I watch for the comedic value.

[Brigid]

30. Aw, man! You beat me to it.

[elleng]

12. LOST!

[Initech]

28. That damn Dharma Initiative!

[Tom Ripley]

15. Shot down by Amelia Earhart

[jmowreader]

16. The bank repossessed the plane...in flight.

[LiberalEsto]

17. lol!

[mainer]

18. It's on Diego Garcia: the latest conspiracy theory

The US managed to steal it because of very sensitive cargo. I got this off PPrune, the professional pilots rumour site:

A new report circulating in the Kremlin today prepared by the Main Intelligence Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces (GRU) states that Aerospace Defence Forces (VKO) experts remain “puzzled” as to why the United States Navy “captured and then diverted” a Malaysia Airlines civilian aircraft from its intended flight-path to their vast and highly-secretive Indian Ocean base located on the Diego Garcia atoll.

According to this report, Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 (also marketed as China Southern Airlines flight 748 through a codeshare) was a scheduled passenger flight from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, to Beijing, China, when on 8 March this Boeing 777-200ER aircraft “disappeared” in flight with 227 passengers on board from 15 countries, most of whom were Chinese, and 12 crew members.

Interesting to note, this report says, was that Flight 370 was already under GRU “surveillance” after it received a “highly suspicious” cargo load that had been traced to the Indian Ocean nation Republic of Seychelles, and where it had previously been aboard the US-flagged container ship MV Maersk Alabama.

What first aroused GRU suspicions regarding the MV Maersk Alabama, this report continues, was that within 24-hours of off-loading this “highly suspicious” cargo load bound for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, the two highly-trained US Navy Seals assigned to protect it, Mark Daniel Kennedy, 43, and Jeffrey Keith Reynolds, 44, were found dead under “suspicious circumstances.”

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1753.htm

[LiberalEsto]

19. Are they serious?

This is bizarre.

[mainer]

21. Now finding references to this all over the web

Including Americablog.

They're calling it a case of extreme rendition.

[NightWatcher]

20. hijacked to an evil genius' Moon Base, our secret agents are en route

[bigwillq]

23. Hello

Welcome to DU!

[bigwillq]

25. Hope your Klingon theory proves to be true.

[SidDithers]

34. Welcome to DU...

Sid

[Initech]

27. It was the Dharma Initiative!

[femmocrat]

31. Putin is behind it.

Don't know how, but somehow.

[GoCubsGo]

32. Nah. Kim Jong Un.

I wouldn't put it past that psycho bastard to do something like hijack an airplane. Why? I have no idea, other than that he's batcrap crazy.

[jpak]

33. Rapture

[dembotoz]

35. waldo was on it - so of coarse no one can find it

[Kaleva]

36. A well planned terrorist attack against the Indian Ocean

[LiberalEsto]

37. That ocean had it coming

I hope it has learned its lesson

[Reter]

38. I wouldn't rule out some sort of wormhole