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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Fri Mar 21, 2014, 11:47 PM Mar 2014

And now, another exciting episode of America's favorite reality show, "I Hate When That Happens"

So I'm standing in line at the bank today.

A woman is at the teller's window and looks over in my direction, smiling and waving.

I immediately turned around to see who she was smiling and waving at.

When I turned back around she said, clearly a little surprised and disappointed, "You don't recognize me. I work at (local bar)."

I took another look and realized she was wearing minimal makeup (if any at all), she had her hair pinned up on top of her head (instead of down around her shoulders) and instead of her black cutoffs, black jacket and boots, she as wearing denim cutoffs, a blouse, and flip-flops.

THEN I recognized her.

When she finished her business at the window I apologized profusely, saying that I did in fact not recognize her.

I hate when that happens.

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And now, another exciting episode of America's favorite reality show, "I Hate When That Happens" (Original Post) Miles Archer Mar 2014 OP
Well, she definitely likes you lovemydog Mar 2014 #1
You never know... Miles Archer Mar 2014 #2
I thought you were talking about the teller until I got to the denim cutoffs and flip-flops. rug Mar 2014 #3
try going to the bank drunk next time. uncle ray Mar 2014 #4
You may be onto something there... Miles Archer Mar 2014 #5
at least you finally figured out who she was... magical thyme Mar 2014 #6
Bar visits ought not be publicly announced unless by the bar customer! IMO! WinkyDink Mar 2014 #7

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)
1. Well, she definitely likes you
Sat Mar 22, 2014, 02:48 AM
Mar 2014

At least it wasn't all hiding and covering her face like 'Oh, I hope s/he doesn't recognize me!'

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
2. You never know...
Sat Mar 22, 2014, 10:02 AM
Mar 2014

...she's friendly when I go in but that's the way a bartender has to be with every customer. Yesterday she could have just conducted her business at the window and left. She was waving and smiling. I don't wave and smile at people I don;t like.


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magical thyme

(14,881 posts)
6. at least you finally figured out who she was...
Sun Mar 23, 2014, 07:48 AM
Mar 2014

I never do. I just live in a perpetual state of oblivion. It's sad and scary sometimes...also mega embarrassing!

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