Ruin A Children's Book

[Initech]

Just like the "Ruin A Band" thread - here's the new game!

Examples can include:

Hitler Hears A Who
Oh The Places You'll Drink!
Snow White & The Huntsmen
Goodnight, Fuck You Moon
The Battle Of The Bulge Book

[pinboy3niner]

1. Where's Walter?

[Initech]

23. Heisenberg Hears A Who

[trusty elf]

111. Hooton Hears a Whore?

[IMG][/IMG]

[XemaSab]

2. Make Way For Ducklips

[Brother Buzz]

3. Mike Mulligan and his Turbocharged Diesel Excavator

[pinboy3niner]

4. Snow White Walker

[siligut]

11. Oh, that is so bad, it's good . . .

It's just damn perfect

[lovemydog]

5. Fux N Sux

[Boom Sound 416]

6. Whinnie's Poo

[Boom Sound 416]

7. Little Red Ridin' n da Hood

[Initech]

39. The Dallas Book Thieves Club

[calimary]

130. Little Red Ridin' a Motorcycle

The Kim Kardashian Story…

[panader0]

8. Out Out Damn Spot

[tabbycat31]

9. Horton Hires a Ho

[PoliticAverse]

75. lol. n/t

[calimary]

95. ROFL!!!!!!!

OMG!!!

[Boom Sound 416]

10. The Little Engine that shoulda, woulda, coulda

[LynneSin]

12. I didn't do anything to ruin this book - Pooh gets stuck

[pipi_k]

13. A child's first

introduction to the importance of fiber in their diet

[pipi_k]

14. Where

Where The Wild Things Are Waiting To Rip You To Shreds


Green Eggs And Your Pet Hamster


Charlotte's Web Of Lies Your Parents Told You

[Tom Ripley]

15. Beavis and Ramona

[Tom Ripley]

16. Harold and the Purple Erection

[Initech]

21. Harold & Kumar Go To The Purple Palace

[Tom Ripley]

17. Give a Mouse a Cancer

[LiberalEsto]

18. One Fish, Two Fish, Red States, Blue States

Pat the Skunk

Green Eggs and Genetic Modification

Hot on Pot

[kairos12]

76. One Fish, etc. spewed my soda.

[Boom Sound 416]

19. Chicka Chicka Boom Boom Sound 416

[Boom Sound 416]

20. Charlotte's World Wide Web

[Initech]

26. Charlotte's Blog

[Boom Sound 416]

32. ...

[tabbycat31]

35. Charlotte's Secrets on the Web

Subtitle: How Charlotte discovered income using her webcam....

[BlancheSplanchnik]

132. Charles Webcammed Too.

...........Oooooo yeah baby
..........................................

[Art_from_Ark]

22. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Dead Fish

If I Ran the Brothel

Yertle the Girdle

Little House on the Toxic Waste Dump

Island of the Blue Movies

Runaways Ralphing

[Tom Ripley]

24. Harriet the Stalker

[Tom Ripley]

25. Lord of the Cockrings

[Vashta Nerada]

27. The Cat and the Shat.

[calimary]

96. OMG!!!!!!!!

Thank God for this thread! I was having a really annoying day! Now I'm laughing my ass off!

I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!

[Tom Ripley]

28. Mr Popper's Penises

[Initech]

38. Mr. Popper's Pornos

[Tom Ripley]

29. How The Grinch Stole My Car

[Initech]

66. How The Grinch Met Dexter Morgan

[calimary]

97. or "Nancy Drew Meets darrell issa"

[EarlG]

30. Where The Wild Thongs Are

[calimary]

98. Stop it!!!!!

[lovemydog]

31. Break Wind in the Door

[Dr. Strange]

33. The Lion, the Witch, and the Ward Cleaver Fan Club

Starring Jerry Mathers!

[Dollface]

69. This made me laugh. I think it was the exclamation point.

[calimary]

99. DAMMIT!!!!

[tabbycat31]

34. The Cat Shat in the Hat

[Initech]

37. The Cat Took A Shat

[tabbycat31]

36. Charlie Robs the Chocolate Factory

[Glorfindel]

40. Little Crack House on the Prairie

The Adventures of Fuckleberry Hinn

[LiberalEsto]

41. The Very Horny Caterpillar

The Velveeta Rabbit

Sylvester and the Magic Mushroom

Cloudy With a Chance of Tarballs

[orleans]

68. Pussy With a Chance of Furballs n/t

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

85. The Velveeta Rabbit

It's like Joey Tribbiani said: "This is 'cause I know ya like Rabbits, and I know ya like cheese."

[mainstreetonce]

42. Are You There God? It's me Sarah

God doesn't
want to hear that voice.

[Arugula Latte]

52. Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Thatcher

[LeftishBrit]

106. Eeeeeuugggghhhhh!!!!

[Arugula Latte]

43. The Borrow-and-Spenders

[Arugula Latte]

44. Frog and Toad Are "Friends" and Pushing the Evil Gay Agenda

[Arugula Latte]

45. The Lyin', The Bitch, and the Wardrobe Malfunction

[tabbycat31]

82. The Lyin, the Bitch, and the Wardrobe

Why John McCain lost the 2008 presidential election

[Arugula Latte]

91. *snicker*

[calimary]

100. Oh man...

[Arugula Latte]

46. Make Way for Fuckings

[Arugula Latte]

47. The Snowjob Day

[Arugula Latte]

48. Tales of a Fourth Grade Huffer

[Arugula Latte]

49. The Wind in the Buttocks

[calimary]

101. I'm dying...

[Arugula Latte]

50. Bombastic Mr. Fox News

[Arugula Latte]

51. Just So-So Stories

[Arugula Latte]

53. The Hunger Games - by Paul Ryan

[Arugula Latte]

54. The Magic Mushroom Schoolbus

[Arugula Latte]

55. A Dwight in the Attic

[PoliticAverse]

56. Curious George Bush. n/t

[VA_Jill]

57. Actually

that's not so far from the truth……my daughter always said Bush was Curious George and Cheney was the man in the yellow hat.

[Raine1967]

58. The Giving Pee

[Raine1967]

59. The adventures in Captain's Underpants

[Raine1967]

60. The Burnt Stained Bares

[Initech]

62. The Berenstein Bears Smoke Two Joints

[Tom Ripley]

61. The Wizard of Ooze

[Jade Fox]

63. The Habit

[Jade Fox]

64. The Very Hungry Flesh Eating Virus

[Boom Sound 416]

65. The Adventures of Tommy Lee Sawyer

[orleans]

67. winnie the pooh and the fucked up day n/t

[calimary]

102. ROFL!!!!!!!

[Dollface]

70. The Sweetie Book of STDs

[Thor_MN]

71. All of her twitches.

The "pole her" Express.
The Little Engine had wood.
My Father's draggin'.
The count of Monty's Crisco.
David copped a feel.
The tale of Rabbit's peter.
Stalking Pippi Long.
Are you there, God? It's me, Fred Phelps...
Blueballs for Sal.
Stoned Soup.

[Initech]

88. The Stripper Pole Express

[rickyhall]

72. 3 Whittled Pigs?

Green eggs & Spam?

[Initech]

87. Diary Of A Wimpy Kid On LSD

[Incitatus]

73. Clifford the Big Red Dildo. nt

[calimary]

103. Stop it, dammit!!!

[PoliticAverse]

74. Babar the Republican. n/t

[tabbycat31]

77. Charlotte's Web. With special forward by Chris Hansen

[Initech]

83. !!!!!!!

[milestogo]

78. Everyone snoops

(by NSA)

[tabbycat31]

79. James and the Giant Penis

[calimary]

104. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[tabbycat31]

80. The Secret Garden

A guide to pleasing the ladies.

[tabbycat31]

81. The Berenstain Bears and the Meth Lab

[Initech]

112. The Berenstein Bears And The Yellow Snow

Had to get a Zappa reference in there somewhere!

[Boom Sound 416]

84. Bambi VII

[jmowreader]

86. Some children's books are already ruined

Pigboy Limbaugh's "historical fiction" kids' books, and the Ted Cruz coloring book, come to mind.

[sakabatou]

89. Winnie the Poo

[toby jo]

90. Peter Pan Lost the Boys

Goldilocks Bared

Rapunzel and her Pet Lice, the Ladybugs

Little Orphan Annie gives up her kids to go Abroad

Alice gets her Shit Together and Starts Mass Producing the Looking Glass

[Initech]

113. Harry Potter & The Deadly Twerking Video

[secondvariety]

92. The Wind in the Elevator.

[chknltl]

93. Alice On Acid In Wonderland nt

[Bucky]

114. redundant

[Blue Owl]

94. Senator "Ted" Cruz to the Future

Comes pre-ruined for your convenience...

[Gore1FL]

105. Here are a few entries for consideration:

Clifford, the big red dog gets put down
Berenstain Bears On Acid
Hop on Mom
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Jew Fish
The little engine that failed
Green Chicken Periods and Prepared Mammal Flesh
Schrödinger's Cat in the Hat Box
I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today! and other examples of thesaurus mistakes.

[LeftishBrit]

107. Goldilocks and the Three Bare Nudists

[LeftishBrit]

108. Winnie the Pooh-Pooh

Just William's Willy

[winter is coming]

109. Guess How Much I Hate You. n/t

[winter is coming]

110. Old Yeller.

John McCain's latest biography.

[Arugula Latte]

129. Ha ha ha!

[Bucky]

115. (personal note to everyone who posted in this thread)

[Initech]

116. Huh? This was started as a joke.

[Bucky]

118. Chill, amigo, we're good. I was just playing along

If I was really upset, I wouldn't've posted a picture of a crybaby.

[LeftishBrit]

117. Little House of Ill Repute in the Big Woods

The Child's Garden of Magic Mushrooms

Bullet Shoes

[TrogL]

119. One fish 2 fish red fish dead fish

[Efilroft Sul]

120. The Night Before Fitzmas

[Efilroft Sul]

121. Sleeping Booty

[Efilroft Sul]

122. The Adventures of Rahm Sawyer

[Efilroft Sul]

123. Shitty Shitty Gang-Bang

[calimary]

131. OMG!!!!!!!!

[tazkcmo]

124. Alice Falls Down the Glory Hole

[Efilroft Sul]

125. American Girl: Miley

[tazkcmo]

126. Where's Ramona?

The sequel to "Henry and Romona"

[Jamaal510]

127. "WTF is this shit" by Dr. Seuss

[IMG][/IMG]

[mainstreetonce]

128. Marys Poppinpills

With a flying umbrella

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

133. Fun With Dick In Jane