I shanked a bag of weed because I'm a pimp.

[MrScorpio]

[BainsBane]

1. I stabbed a dog

because I'm sexy like that. (Whew. I'm glad it's my jacket and not my shirt that is red).

[Wounded Bear]

2. I stabbed a condom...

because I had to. Really, I did.

[mnhtnbb]

3. I ran naked

with Paris Hilton because I have double D's.

[MissMillie]

4. I cuddled with your grandma

Because I'm sexy like that.

[sharp_stick]

5. I shanked the cookie monster

because I had to.

Makes sense to me, that blue son of a bitch owed me a bag of Oreo's

[nomorenomore08]

6. "I shanked some crackheads because I didn't like the way they looked at me."

I gotta tell you, I lived in West Oakland (CA) for 3 years, but I never went that far...

[logosoco]

14. Well we have the same birthday,

but I did it because I am a solider girl! (of what I do not know if that is what I am doing!)

[BarbaRosa]

7. I ran naked with. . .

your grandma, because I'm sexy like that.

[kurtzapril4]

8. I smoked with your grandma

because I'm a pimp!

[fizzgig]

9. i ran shirtless with a glass of milk because i smoked crack

mmmmmmm, crack.

[Lady Freedom Returns]

10. This does not make sense.

"I smoked with a pot head because hees keep stealing my tacos."

I can't make sense of what word that is. the second letter is blurry

[TreasonousBastard]

11. I think that's "hoes keep stealing my tacos"

[Lady Freedom Returns]

13. Now it makes sence!

Thank you!

[TreasonousBastard]

12. "I shot a pornstar because I'm good in bed"...

Why would I shoot her?

(Because she wasn't?)

[MrScorpio]

15. With your camera, silly.

You're obviously a cinematographer.

[PunkinPi]

16. I shot Paris Hilton because I love marijuana.

lol

[nomorenomore08]

18. That's what she gets for trying to steal your stash!

[edbermac]

17. "I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back"

Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black

Got a little lady . . . walk the street
Tellin' all the boys that she cain't be beat

Twenny dollah bill (I can set you straight)
Meet me onna corner boy 'n don't be late

[haele]

19. I shanked the trojan man because I'm gay...

And that was shocking news to my husband, let me tell you.

Hmmm. Why would they make the purple shirt gay?

Haele

[DamnYankeeInHouston]

20. I needed a pothead because I'm good in bed.

Sounds about right.